Mar. 2nd, 2014 06:09 pm
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HOT DAMN time compreshun ya done pullin shit yet or no?

The hells up with this shit i couldnt get ta class one day cuz the damn hallway never ended an them dumbass dolfins was doin a shitty job a singin ai%a songs. Dolfins aint never been good singers tell ya that but these ones was extra bad holy shit. Just glad i wasnt in the shower that day all the walls turned invisible lol! But damn that last one was a bitch huh? Time literully went nuts.


Theyll be funnier now their over



Feb. 11th, 2014 06:50 pm
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Guess all ya little shits think yur sooooo damn clever skipping class using time compreshun crazy as a excuse. Guess what jellyfish for brains if i can get there so can you. Yeah okay so maybe biology aint a super hard subject if a dumbass like me can figyer it out but ya still gotta do the work. Maybe everyone that aint bothering coming thinks they already know it all so heres the deal. Any moron that dont get a A or better on the next test gets three weeks detenshun since the only reesun i can imajin anybody in my class not doing good is cuz they didnt bother coming. Next tests thursday. Yall been warned. Later losers.

[Apparently the pirate-turned-Instructor isn't a fan of those playing hooky. Is he being unfair? A mad genius? Come tell him all about it.]
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Man what do they even call these half bites of meat they give out in the cafiteria? Shit it aint hardly meat just junk and there aint no blood to make it worth the time ta swallow. How longs this shit been dead anyway?

Gunna die if we dont land somewere soon. Shit id take the damn snow lions in trabia over this. Maybe well get lucky and some dumass scouting crew of solja boysll come try ta land on garden. Could use a bit of fresh meat. See anyone suspicious point me at em. Srsly ill even clean up the mess

Anyway. Anyone up for a spar? Got rules. Keep my mouth shut. No blood. So i aint gunna hurt ya too much.

[In spite of textual whining to the contrary, Namur is quite healthy, if a bit crankier than usual. He can be found working off some of his aggression in the gym or pounding his music extra loudly on the Quad. Catch up with him in the cafeteria if you dare. For hell's sake, someone come spar with him!]
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While attempting to map out the newly-risen archipelago off the northeast coast of Galbadia, navigators came across a castle-like structure in the middle of the ocean, reporting loud drilling noises and disturbed wildlife in the area. Believing the structure to have originated off-world, an Esthar-based energy company with interests nearby has hired SeeD to decommission the rig, whatever its purpose may be, and to bring back as much of the equipment as possible for further research.
[The Headmaster is missing, Galbadia has fallen, and tensions are fraught all round, but that's no excuse to spare the aspiring cadets of Balamb from the usual gauntlet. After all, they might be needed soon enough. That's how Namur and Starfire come to be dropped off at a small port town - on the Trabian side of the border, which wasn't quite part of the initial briefing - and ushered onto a rather battered tugboat, which wasn't either. After that, they're on their way.

The silhouettes of the islands of the mysterious archipelago are visible even through the fog off the shore, but before long, one of them indeed starts to resolve itself into a shape that marks it out from the rest - a tall, slender, multi-spired shape. And as the boat moves even closer, it'll become clear that not all of the haze out here is ordinary fog; it could be smoke or steam, but there's definitely something drifting lazily away from those fairytale towers.

Apart from the noise, that is. The drilling noise is easier to notice, though. It begins as a thrum through the water when the castle is still a somewhat indistinct blur on the horizon, rises into a roar - and then, just as the churning waves threaten to turn the little boat away altogether, subsides, leaving the surrounding waters calm again.

There's another barrier to entry, though: now that they're closing in on it, the castle seems to be perched on a solid block of concrete or something like it, and the walls are both smooth and sheer. The owner of the boat, a chiselled woman with greying hair, mutters something about not knowing where to dock, not wanting to get much closer before the apparent drilling starts up again (it always seems to, she says), and really, really not being paid enough for this.

What now?]


Dec. 21st, 2013 09:05 pm
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Lots a shit goin down lately huh? Zabalas been gone awile but that aint nothin new. Now headmaster cids suddenly on vacation right before finals. Hearing lots of stories bout it too. Got a kick outta the one that said he got abducted by aliens. So talk to me and tell me yur faves. Wanna hear all the crazyass stuff people been comin up with. Maybe that damn gossip hackerll show up an set us all strate huh?

[Private Messages to Marco, Thatch, Ace, Grell, Espio, and Fionna]

Seriusly tho guys shits brewin we need a meeting

My place

Whenever the hell yall get here

Got drinks bring food

3 // [BBS]

Dec. 20th, 2013 10:23 am
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well holidays are cool and all [...and would be cooler if they came a bit earlier and let him skip finals, but never mind that!]
tacky decorations and murderferrets aside
u all know what the important part of the sesason is right?

SO? whose got plans already??
dont be shy now!


Nov. 25th, 2013 10:50 pm
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So now im the official king shit and yall know it so im gonna make this clear. You see someone trying to be a bigger shit than me you give me a yell so i can come put em in their place. Dont want no one giving anyone else a hard time. All got to work together or something.

Gonna rent a boat this whole damn week. Anyone wants to learn sailing in the chop speak up. Shood be clear most days so weather aint a problem.

Biology lab students dont forget to do yur observations and get me them notes from yer instructors saying theyll accept it as extra credit. Itll get added to yur grade from this trimester once the lab is done.

~ Official King Shit
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[Sometime around stupid-thirty the morning after Espio made his post, a link to this audio clip shows up on the BBS.]

represent.wmv )
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Okay, so it looks like your Homecoming King nominations consist of:

a) Old man.
b) Fish.
c) Me.

Admittedly, "chameleon" might not be that much of an upgrade from "fish", but at least I'm small and comparatively non-terrifying.

I don't really know how to do this campaigning thing, though. So, I'll play the whole "war of succession" game, but I figure I might as well throw in a bit more and tell people about myself. I'm kinda private so not many know much about me, and probably have their own ideas about what kind of person I am.

So, little facts:

As well as being the instructor for Intermediate and Advanced Martial Arts, I'm trained and qualified to drive and pilot every vehicle the Garden possesses. That includes the Garden itself. On top of that, Garden's second airship - the Chaotix - is my own property, which I am loaning to the Garden.

[Well, it might as well be his own property. Technically Chaotix hadn't finished paying the airship off, but when reality implodes does it really matter who an airship belongs to?]

I can cook rings around pretty much all of the candidates, except maybe for Pinkie Pie depending on how much you like cupcakes. I provided the catering for my best friend's wedding, and get up early every morning to make lunch for my family even if they don't ask me to. I'd offer to bake cakes for everyone, but that's not my style. That said, I could be persuaded to do a charity curry evening or something of the like.

Speaking of charity, I've always been big on charity, especially children's charity. For some people, a little bit of financial support, food, or even a small material gift when things are going bad is truly valuable - it might not be as dramatic as fighting off monsters or hauling someone out of a burning building, but it's still providing help to someone who needs it.

On that note, my job at home was simple: "hero." Different worlds have different perceptions of just what a hero is, but at home it was an essential role. Special and unique powers and abilities were widespread, with many willing to misuse them to threaten and endanger lives. Others with similar powers would oppose those people in order to protect the powerless. Though technology marched on, it was often the case that the police were unable to handle the threat themselves, and so the "hero" was often called upon to neutralise a threat and enable the police to bring the villains into custody. While this world is not exactly "safe" and has its own dangers and troubles, it is probably a good thing that my job is not applicable here.

Finally, in my spare time, I write. As you might imagine, my job shoved me into a whole bunch of ridiculous situations, and that hobby came about by trying to get my stories down on paper, though now I write mostly fiction. If anyone wants to read about what me and my friends got up to at home, fighting robot swarms and totalitarian global dictators of alien worlds, ask. I don't mind making copies.

And last, if anyone's curious about anything, even if it's something dumb, ask. Okay?


Nov. 6th, 2013 07:23 pm
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It looks like Homecoming is fast approaching. It sounds like it will be amazing. I wonder what I should sign up to help with for the carnival.

I'm also very flattered by the nomination to be Homecoming Princess. I have never been nominated for something like that before. I would love for the chance to be Homecoming Princess.

[Not that she's going to be upset if she loses or rub it in to the others if she wins. She's a gracious winner and loser, especially about something that in the long run was really so trivial]
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[The mission takes place in three parts... but only one matters.]

[The first part was transporting the hover-car, by truck, from a scientific facility near Dollet to Deling City proper. This, of course, was the most dangerous step, with the greatest potential from interference from outside sources. With every move coordinated, every step double-checked, and every mile nerve-wracking, the convoy made it safely to Deling City without any assault from any outside force.]

[Should be a piece of cake from there, right? The next part was guarding it in its warehouse facility, and that too proved easy; a false alarm on the second night of guard detail proved to be a pooch entirely too interested in a bird on the roof, rather than the oncoming force of a thousand SI troops it first seemed to be.]

[The third part? On the second evening of the conference, accompanied by scientist and event organizer Vindcent Rubello, the SeeD Team escorted the hovercar in its transport truck through the streets of Deling City to the conference building and supervised its setup and activation... only to hear something of a tumult inside...]

[Vindcent hurries for the doors into the auditorium, as his intern hops into the car to steer it after him through the back halls to the stage. Obviously, they expect the SeeDs to come and continue their guard details... ]
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The Great King Pirate Marco's reign is near its end. He's borne his burden well and now the time has come to pass the lofty Balamb Crown. Brave, charming, and totally available, Portgas D. Ace is certain to be named Prince, as well he ought. A more fitting heir will not be found in all of Balamb. But what of the King? Oh yes, what indeed? Three brothers have been chosen likely to fill the King Pirate's glittery throne. They have been quiet thus far, but no longer! It is time for action! For men and brothers to clash in merriment! It is time for war.

A War of Succession.

SeeD Instructor THATCH and SeeD Instructor ESPIO are hereby challenged to a series of feats of strength and fortitude. They are to meet with SeeD Instructor Namur upon the Quad on Monday, being the Twenty-Eighth day of October at 1700 or else they shall henceforth be known and appraised throughout this great Garden by the title of Guppyshits.

[If anyone believes Namur didn't get help writing that piece of fine literature, they will be dead wrong. Regardless, the gauntlet has been thrown. Namur will be out on the Quad dancing to his boombox while he waits for Thatch and Espio to show up. There's a crate of turnips in the grass behind the boombox, three jugs of apple cider, and two construction paper signs emblazoned with the word "GUPPYSHIT" in traditional graffiti font. A small crowd of curious onlookers has begun to gather. All that's missing are the challenged contenders.]
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First off, I'm real glad you guys totes nominated me at all! I'm pretty new, so, you know, I definitely appreciate it!

I'm not sure all the stuff a homecoming princess does other than pose and all, but I'll try to be a real good rep for you guys, all doing your best to get ahead and become SEEDS! It's still tough for me, every day, so you know, total props to you! Uh, yeah, and I hope the homecoming dance is awesome, which it will be! I hope you all have a good time, and if you could, I'd like to be your homecoming princess, ok?

Oh yeah, totally gotta sweeten the deal, like Grell! Uh, I made cake pops! At the quad! They look weird, but they taste good, I tested them!

[Fionna will be here, in her usual skirt and shirt, and coincidentally, you will see school books next to her while she waits].
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[For once, she's not wearing her hat, and she's lying on her stomach, pencil between her teeth. She knew that the new trimester was going to be tough, but who knew that magic was going to actually be the tough one? Saying all those words at just the right time, making things go as she wanted...that was all concentrated intuition, and Fionna was more about impromptu! It was pretty rough, enough that she was shut up in the library, whispering to herself.]

Ugh...said that wrong...
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[Have one very perky looking Selphie greeting you all with a video message on behalf of the GFC.]


If you're all over ideas for the Carnival that's happening during Homecoming, you need to get your two cents into this BBS post as soon as possible! There's a TON of classrooms in Garden we can really showcase that we're more than just a school that trains mercenaries. We've got some super awesome cooks, a bunch of you who can plan a mean party and bake a mean cupcake.

Yeah Pinkie, I'm talkin' to you with the cupcakes.

But hey! There's more to Garden than cooking and kicking ass right? Let's hear some suggestions and let's make this Carnival the best one that Balamb's ever seen!

[And with a cheeky grin and a peace sign, Selphie cuts the feed.]

If you're all over ideas for the Carnival that's happening during Homecoming, you need to get your two cents into this BBS post as soon as possible! There's a TON of classrooms in Garden we can really showcase that we're more than just a school that trains mercenaries. We've got some super awesome cooks, a bunch of you who can plan a mean party and bake a mean cupcake.

Yeah Pinkie, I'm talkin' to you with the cupcakes.

But hey! There's more to Garden than cooking and kicking ass right? Let's hear some suggestions and let's make this Carnival the best one that Balamb's ever seen!
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All Blue Phoenix Pirates who can read this message go cuddle Namur stat and don't let go until he begs for mercy and even then.

[and, watch out, Namu-mu, he's coming to do just that]
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Greetings Balamb Garden!

It's about that time again, and we're already at number eleven! We have a very special issue for you this time around!

A snippet of various things! )

Until next time, Garden!

Miss Tattler

[It most certainly is posted under Namur's ID. So he must be Miss Tattler!!]
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[Oh hey, it's that handsome blonde guy from the GFC with the scar in his upper lip.]

Hello, citizens of Balamb Garden! I'm Russell Drake from the Garden Festival Committee, on the BBS today to announce Homecoming! For those of you who missed the last one and, like me, are from a place where homecoming isn't really a thing [the reason for the GFC's weird ideas about and timing for homecoming], it's a weekend party with a carnival and a dance where you might just win a plastic crown! [You may think he's being sarcastic about that crown, but in fact he is very earnest. Who wouldn't want a plastic crown??]

Get to know your fellow classmates and SeeDs, because next week in the quad, we'll be holding write in nominations for Homecoming Court, with SeeDs eligible for the titles of King and Queen as appropriate for their gender, and Cadets similarly eligible for Prince and Princess. They'll then have four weeks to campaign for your votes at the Homecoming Dance, which will be held on November 9th. Please note that last year's winners, SeeD Marco, Instructor Pinkie Pie, SeeD Edward Elric, and SeeD Mikuru Asahina are not eligible for nomination. Each organization may also choose their own Beaus and Sweethearts to represent them in the Court!

During homecoming week, week 6 of the trimester, we'll also be holding a date auction for those who want a little extra help getting a date for the dance, and a carnival on Friday November 8th. Yes, that means a day off school for fun, food, and entertainment! Let us know now about any stalls you'd like to see or perhaps run here; we love taking suggestions! The usual favorites such as the dunk tank, kissing booth, food stands, and talent quest will all be there; however, the Ferris wheel, bumper cars, and carousel have declined to return this year. [Alas, financial issues and unpopular political independence are not a good combination.] Personally, my favorites are the food stands - I love trying food from everyone's home worlds!

On behalf of the GFC, I'd like to wish everyone a warm welcome back to Balamb continent and the new trimester. Drake, out.
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Whats up garden? Hope yall had fun here in sweet dollet town. Gonna be shipping off before too long and who knows when we'll sail this way again. So how bout we say goodbye in style? Dj fishbros got the tunes! Wheres my plannin peeps? Someone bring food, someone else bring drinks. Invite the local friends you made over the break and we'll make it a night to remember!

[A little while later, an IC edit goes up.]

Warehouse down by the wharf. Party starts when people show up. Ends when they shut us down.

[At about the same time this post goes up, certain people will also be receiving PMs individually, though the PM is identical to each person:]

[PMs to Marco, Thatch, Grell, Ace, and Espio]

So weathers shitty and that means the beach is out. One of you guys find us a place to party with a roof overhead and we're set.

[Yes, that's all the context he gives. Let's see if this thing happens, huh?]


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