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witchesreign2013-10-06 04:08 pm
om_nom_namur) wrote in witchesreign2013-10-06 04:08 pm
The Gossip Around Garden XI
Greetings Balamb Garden!
It's about that time again, and we're already at number eleven! We have a very special issue for you this time around!
Thatch and tables: where to even start with this?! No matter how well defined his physique is, it's just plain embarrassing to dance on top of a table! But we don't know which is more embarrassing: this, or the next topic!
Thatch, Fionna, and the Statutory Limitations! Isn't he rocking the cradle a bit?! Sure, she's right up his alley in terms of her adventurous nature, but he should wait a few years! She's too ripe for the picking!! She's better off with other instructors her own age, like Pinkie Pie!
Thatch and Happily Married Secretaries! Talk about getting around! Is he going to blame Grell's skin-tight leather pants for leading him on, or will the blame fall on her, too?! Where is the husband in all of this?! Maybe there's trouble in paradise!! It would probably explain why Thatch is dipping his fingers in all the pudding! Watch out, Dolphin, you're next!!
Maria, the Loose Woman! About time! She needs to start chatting it up with more fine gentlemen, especially ones that don't wear shirts well! Or at all! We'll put our Gil on Ace, since he's the most available, and has the best chest!
Edward's prejudice against ponies forces Fionna to go in for the rebound! Boo to him! Yay to her! Rainbow Dash certainly deserves better than that vertically deficient goober! With the carnival coming up, we doubt he could get on any rides, anyway! It's what he deserves for being to narrow-minded!
Nathan and Selphie had a secret getaway! Their lips are sealed about details, but WOW are they lousy liars! They aren't very good at covering up their synonymous trips! What ever happened to Greed and Selphie?! Maybe he got too greedy!!
Yosuke in a frilly dress will definitely be a thing at the date auction! Or perhaps at that beauty pageant he wants so badly! He's a bit sexist, but….actually there is no redeeming point about him!!
Last, but definitely not least, Namur's Harem Count is at…four!! Maybe five if you count Thatch! Six with Marco! How does he do it?! It must be that lack of a neck!! It's going to be all the rage next season!
Your Friendly Gossip Journalist only has a few pickings this time around for all of my little fishes, but we hope you've enjoyed them!
Until next time, Garden!
Miss Tattler
[It most certainly is posted under Namur's ID. So he must be Miss Tattler!!]
It's about that time again, and we're already at number eleven! We have a very special issue for you this time around!
Thatch and tables: where to even start with this?! No matter how well defined his physique is, it's just plain embarrassing to dance on top of a table! But we don't know which is more embarrassing: this, or the next topic!
Thatch, Fionna, and the Statutory Limitations! Isn't he rocking the cradle a bit?! Sure, she's right up his alley in terms of her adventurous nature, but he should wait a few years! She's too ripe for the picking!! She's better off with other instructors her own age, like Pinkie Pie!
Thatch and Happily Married Secretaries! Talk about getting around! Is he going to blame Grell's skin-tight leather pants for leading him on, or will the blame fall on her, too?! Where is the husband in all of this?! Maybe there's trouble in paradise!! It would probably explain why Thatch is dipping his fingers in all the pudding! Watch out, Dolphin, you're next!!
Maria, the Loose Woman! About time! She needs to start chatting it up with more fine gentlemen, especially ones that don't wear shirts well! Or at all! We'll put our Gil on Ace, since he's the most available, and has the best chest!
Edward's prejudice against ponies forces Fionna to go in for the rebound! Boo to him! Yay to her! Rainbow Dash certainly deserves better than that vertically deficient goober! With the carnival coming up, we doubt he could get on any rides, anyway! It's what he deserves for being to narrow-minded!
Nathan and Selphie had a secret getaway! Their lips are sealed about details, but WOW are they lousy liars! They aren't very good at covering up their synonymous trips! What ever happened to Greed and Selphie?! Maybe he got too greedy!!
Yosuke in a frilly dress will definitely be a thing at the date auction! Or perhaps at that beauty pageant he wants so badly! He's a bit sexist, but….actually there is no redeeming point about him!!
Last, but definitely not least, Namur's Harem Count is at…four!! Maybe five if you count Thatch! Six with Marco! How does he do it?! It must be that lack of a neck!! It's going to be all the rage next season!
Your Friendly Gossip Journalist only has a few pickings this time around for all of my little fishes, but we hope you've enjoyed them!
Until next time, Garden!
Miss Tattler
[It most certainly is posted under Namur's ID. So he must be Miss Tattler!!]