[Backdated to April 1st] Happy April Fool's and Birthday!! [OPEN!]

[laughafterme]

[It's Pinkie Pie's birthday! So of course there is a party! But most importantly, it's her FAVORITE day of the year! Two celebrations in one!!

First off, there is plenty to eat at her party, but BEWAAAAARRRRRRREEEE! Not everything is as it seems! The cupcakes look harmless, but their flavors are not! Some cupcakes have jalepenos, blue cheese, strawberries, or just custard in the middle. Most have the first two, though.

The three tiered cake is made of cardboard, so good luck cutting it!

The pies, labeled 'apple', 'peach', and 'cherry' are false. They're really blueberry, lemon custard, and blackberry.

The only food that's not a trick are the punch and popcorn.

Last, but not least, the chairs have whoopee cushions.

Meanwhile, Pinkie has so many balloons attached to her that she's simply gliding through the air in her party dress!]

Hope you guys brought your party blowers! I have extras just in case!

[BBS / Action]

[cigardog]

[A) Hey look everyone, it's Crime Dog McGruff. If he was a bulldog and wore an eyepatch. And smoked cigars. Okay maybe not such a good role model for the kids. Still, he's undeniably a police dog. And gruff. Welcome back your new Criminal Justice, and International Law Instructor. Feel free to be perturbed by how he's a human-sized dog doing normal people things.

B) Alternately see him in the hallways catching a smoke between classes and yelling at you to get to your god damn classes already. Or you could snark back at him about smoking cigars on campus. Maybe his bark is worse than his bite. Maybe.

C) And then there's the third option which is just his BBS post.]

It's nice to see more diversity around here even if it means the Time Compression continues merrily on. Where are all you lot from anyway? What was the police force like there?

My name is Furor and I'll be one of your Instructors. Congratulations to the new SeeDs. And all that junk.

-- Instructor Lt. Furor