[Backdated to April 1st] Happy April Fool's and Birthday!! [OPEN!]

[laughafterme]

[It's Pinkie Pie's birthday! So of course there is a party! But most importantly, it's her FAVORITE day of the year! Two celebrations in one!!

First off, there is plenty to eat at her party, but BEWAAAAARRRRRRREEEE! Not everything is as it seems! The cupcakes look harmless, but their flavors are not! Some cupcakes have jalepenos, blue cheese, strawberries, or just custard in the middle. Most have the first two, though.

The three tiered cake is made of cardboard, so good luck cutting it!

The pies, labeled 'apple', 'peach', and 'cherry' are false. They're really blueberry, lemon custard, and blackberry.

The only food that's not a trick are the punch and popcorn.

Last, but not least, the chairs have whoopee cushions.

Meanwhile, Pinkie has so many balloons attached to her that she's simply gliding through the air in her party dress!]

Hope you guys brought your party blowers! I have extras just in case!

Comments

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

The taste of a cake is in the heart of the ingredients, but decorative frosting does no harm and certainly is pleasant to see!

[In other words, you look nice, Pinkie. And where is that voice coming from? Why, Champloo has appeared out of nowhere on top of her stack of balloons! Never mind that this makes no sense, he has his own brand of physics-ignoring too, after all.]

[The chef leaps down to the ground, turning a neat backflip as he hefts a cubic present that is literally twice as tall as he is.]

I have obtained a gift for you!

[laughafterme]

YEAH FROSTIIINNNNG! [Sorry, that was the only part she understood. Although she doesn't figure out where the voice is coming from, she still answered. Then Champloo enters in a grand show of grace and coolness. She claps at the feat, very impressed. Not many people can walk on balloons!

At the mention of a gift, Pinkie gasps and makes grabby hands while fidgeting.]

PRESENTS!! GIMME GIMME!

[Manners? What are those?]

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

[With a grand bow (and a hidden smile), Champloo solemnly presents the package to her.]

[laughafterme]

[And she rips into the wrapping!]

Is it a pony?! A dinosaur?! Or is it a party canon?! [The possibilities are endless with Pinkie Pie.]

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

[It is... another, slightly smaller present!]

[laughafterme]

...you got me a box? [Chammy, you got some 'splainin' to do!]

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

Open the box, Pinkie!

[...well played, Ms. Pinkamena.]

[laughafterme]

[Curious, Pinkie actually takes her time opening the present. One blue eye peeks inside.]

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

[Styrofoam peanuts! Tons of them! But Champloo is prepared.]

Those are just packing material, Pinkie, there is something underneath them for you.

[...another, much smaller box...]

[laughafterme]

[Okay, sitting on the floor--NOPE, just floating about thanks to her balloons and tosses away the styrofoam peanuts.]

Awww, why couldn't they be real peanuts?! [She discovers the smaller box in the box from the other box and laughs.] Another box! Are there peanuts in THIS ONE?! [Pinkie gives it a little shake, keeping an ear to it.]

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

Because those are less effective at protection!

[The box moos.]

[laughafterme]

But more Eco-friendly! [Because Pinkie cares about the environment.

Once she hears the moo, she shuts the box quickly, trying to school her features to look disappointed, but it doesn't last long before she bursts into a giggle fit. She opens the box again before laughing hysterically all over again. This will be repeated until she can't breathe.]

OMIGOSH WHERE DID YOU GET THIS AWESOME BOX FROM?!

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

Hyahyahya! It is not the box, but simply another layer of deception, which you are also free to keep as a supplementary gift.

[It is, in fact, one of those mooing cylinder toys! Which sits upon a box which surely must be the last, given that it is the size of an envelope.]

[youngnobelman]

[I guess Touma found out it was Pinkie's birthday from her medical file or something?? But he did, and he's brought Pinkie a nice bouquet because he wasn't really sure what to get her. Can he trade the flowers for a party blower?] I think I may need one of your extras - happy birthday, M-- [No, she said not to call her Miss.] Pinkie.

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[laughafterme]

HEY DOCTOR TOUMA! I got your prescription for FUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!

[Which is a bad joke, a party blower, and a party hat!]

Hey, nice flowers! Gotta date?

[youngnobelman]

[He actually laughs at the joke! First he takes the hat to put it on, then the party blower, and finally he offers her the flowers.] No, these are for you.

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[laughafterme]

[Oh, Touma, no wonder she likes you! You laugh at the bad jokes!]

OMIGOSH! THANK YOU! [Embraces him Crushes his bones in a hug!] Flowers are the greatest! Right next to cake and cookies and SMILES! Or maybe that should be SMILES, then cake, then cookies. But it really depends on the cake and cookie, you know? Chocolate cake is WAAAYYYYY better than chocolate chip cookies, unless I use the seeeeecret family recipe, then chocolate chip cookies TOTALLY TOP chocolate cake!

And then there's the frosting! [Better interrupt, doctor man! Pinkie is getting started on frosting!]

[youngnobelman]

[Bad jokes are a lovely change from sarcasm and people being unintentionally funny by doing stupid things, okay? The hug initially makes him freeze (and blush like this icon, though he would claim otherwise if anyone called him out on it) before he awkwardly attempts to pat her back (it's hard while having your bones crushed).]

You have a family chocolate chip cookie recipe? Did you learn cooking with your family, then?

[Luckily, he is distracted from frosting by family.]

[laughafterme]

WEEELLLLL It's more like I have a recipe my family doesn't know about! Life was pretty boring back home before the Sonic Rainboom happened! Mom cooks well, but I can make a JAMMIN' chocolate jam torte! I think just experimenting around with recipes is the BEST way of learning to cook! Besides, how can I throw parties without my own food?!

[youngnobelman]

[The mention of her family not knowing about her recipe makes him chuckle, and he nods along to her thoughts on experimenting even though he disagrees.] My family - a lot of the families I knew growing up, actually - had our cooks make the food for parties, or sometimes outside caterers. [Watch out, everyone, we got a rich kid over here.]

[laughafterme]

HUUUUUUUH?! REALLY?! Isn't that weird?! [What is this witchcraft?!]

[youngnobelman]

[He's suddenly reminded of Masaru and Chika visiting his Yokohama mansion home for the first time.] Not where I grew up, though I understand it's not so ordinary for everyone.

[laughafterme]

Maybe for royalty like Princess Celestia, but food just doesn't taste right when you don't put your heart, soul, and FEET into making it!

[youngnobelman]

You... cook with your feet? [Pretty sure that's not how it's done...]

[laughafterme]

Well, what happens if you can't use your hands?