001 ♋ action
May. 23rd, 2011 03:15 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
[Standing in one of the hallways is a kind of funny looking kid. He's short and stocky with a ridiculous mop of inky black hair that looks like it hasn't been combed in weeks, but that's far from the strangest thing about him. Protruding from the mop of hair are a pair of orange-gradiented horns for starters, and the skin they protrude from is greyed and somewhat leathery. His eyes are yellow and his teeth are sharp and he... pretty much looks pissed off at everything.]
[Don't worry, that's normal.]
So let's pretend for half of a fucking miniscule human time measurement that I give one iota of a fuck about this place, and assume that I want to figure out where the fuck my dorm is.
[He glowers at the piece of paper in his hand.]
Would one of you useless pink monkeys like to point me in the direction of A201?
[[ooc; tags when i'm back from a thing.]]
[Don't worry, that's normal.]
So let's pretend for half of a fucking miniscule human time measurement that I give one iota of a fuck about this place, and assume that I want to figure out where the fuck my dorm is.
[He glowers at the piece of paper in his hand.]
Would one of you useless pink monkeys like to point me in the direction of A201?
[[ooc; tags when i'm back from a thing.]]