1|| Bringing Unsexy Back

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[This is a very annoyed-looking young man wandering down the corridors, grumbling about 'make-up classes' and 'stupid temporal-screw-ups'. You might recognise him from a couple of months back, but to Ace, it feels like he was only gone for a day. Which is why it really sucks to get yanked back to find that so long has passed, he has to re-start lessons . Feel free to torment him. ♥]

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[fierybluebird]

[Lashes out with a rapid kick to the head.]

Commodore, do not speak ill of my friend ever again.

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[fierybluebird]

Che.

[ready-set-fire.livejournal.com]

Don't you have somewhere to be, weirdo?

[fierybluebird]

No. It's Saturday and I don't have makeup classes. [SMUG SMIRK.]

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[fierybluebird]

[Small laugh.]

You want help on anything?

[Puts on his glasses.] I've been brushing up anyway to keep in practice.

[ready-set-fire.livejournal.com]

The last person I'd ever accept help from is you.

[fierybluebird]

Now that's just prejudice.

[ready-set-fire.livejournal.com]

No, I know you. And I know that I hate you for good reasons. See? All solved.

[fierybluebird]

Okay. Fail for all I care.

Are you rejoining the Disciplinary Committee?

[ready-set-fire.livejournal.com]

I have make-up classes, free time to research, and Bulla's already offered her notes. I'm sure I'll survive, asshole.

Fucked if I know. Seems a waste of time if there's a chance of being shunted home randomly and coming back at stupid times.

[fierybluebird]

Suit yourself.

There's also the chance you might not. Besides, would you rather be under Azula's stellar command?

[ready-set-fire.livejournal.com]

I will.

.... She's in charge?

[fierybluebird]

Of course not.

But it's either her, me, or you. Take your pick.

[ready-set-fire.livejournal.com]

I've been away all this time, and you guys still haven't settled it?

Laaaazzzyyy~~

[fierybluebird]

We both said we'd let final grades settle it. I'm pretty sure we both got full marks.

I could fight her, but so far only you and Grell know how strong I am.

[ready-set-fire.livejournal.com]

Uhuh. Maybe you should get married and spawn hyper-intelligent, fire-slinging kids to terrorise people.

... So?

[fierybluebird]

[Giant sweatdrop.] That WOULD be terrifying. Besides, she hates me.

So I don't want to.

[ready-set-fire.livejournal.com]

As a pirate, I'd think you'd be experienced in brutally raping women who hate you.

... Why?

[fierybluebird]

..............................

Wow, Ace. Wow.

First off, being a pirate doesn't mean we don't have standards or self-control. I'm pretty sure even Teach isn't a rapist. Pops, Silvers, Roger, and that moron Shanks sure as hell aren't. Is this just repressed marine jealousy because pirates get more partners and sexier ones?

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[fierybluebird]

[Arches an eyebrow high.]

Actually we do. And many of us have pretty high standards. You think your brother is immoral like that?

[ready-set-fire.livejournal.com]

My brother's too damn stupid to think things like that. I'm not even sure he know what sex is.

[fierybluebird]

He'll find out soon if he keeps dating Boa Hancock.

....

Actually I should ask Silvers. I'm not sure she knows what sex is either.