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1|| Bringing Unsexy Back
[This is a very annoyed-looking young man wandering down the corridors, grumbling about 'make-up classes' and 'stupid temporal-screw-ups'. You might recognise him from a couple of months back, but to Ace, it feels like he was only gone for a day. Which is why it really sucks to get yanked back to find that so long has passed, he has to re-start lessons . Feel free to torment him. ♥]
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Because it looks like a giant grinning whale dumbass.
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[Spits some blood and kicks Ace's knees more lightly this time for good measure.]
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But no. You just had to go and ruin it.
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[Hops off to the side and readies a kick to Ace's midsection, but refuses to make contact so just goes back to dodging and hopping about.]
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Hopscotch. It's something I do to annoy marines.
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It's more amusing than annoying.
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That's because you're you and therefore, far more awesome than the average marine, eh.
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I have actually. It's just usually been under bad circumstances. You know, trying to execute my best friend, laying a trap to kill Pops, trying to murder me and my whole family, yelling and screaming about the giant hole left by explosives in the side of their wall -- shit like that. Kizaru and Aokiji are fun to tease. They're always all, "Oh you lying pirate! I hate you!" Akainu is no fun at all however and should retire and die. And I told you about meeting your grandfather. [Rubs his jaw in memory.]
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Yeah, that really doesn't count as meeting. Those are more like antisocial occasions than the opposite.
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Well I'm not going to start doing hopscotch in middle of a marine party, just how crazy do you think I am? [Deadpan face, but very bantering tone trying to get Ace to laugh.]
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Damn, I knew that marine Christmas party fifteen years ago would stay on my record. Look, I had one too many Blue Moons and Onigumo bet me no one could do the hopscotch backwards. I had to do it, eh.
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... Wait, you mean those photographs are real?!
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There's pictures too? See, this is why I don't trust most marines.
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Because we have cameras and a fondess for sharing pictures of drunken pirates? That's kind of stupid.
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Because they promised no photos. I look all off when I'm upside down eh. Everything just gets pulled in weird angles. Not a good look for anyone. [Smooshes his own face to demonstrate.]
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Has anyone told you you're incredibly weird? And from a D, that really means something.
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You used to. You know... other you. And Thatch did, but Thatch is weirder than I am, eh.
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... Maybe it's a good thing I'm not home. I'd hate to live in a world where there are weirder people than you around.
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Oh, there are tons. You'd like Oar Jr. though. And Jinbei. Although Jinbei's not weird.
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