http://ready-set-fire.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] ready-set-fire.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] witchesreign2010-08-21 05:14 pm

1|| Bringing Unsexy Back

[This is a very annoyed-looking young man wandering down the corridors, grumbling about 'make-up classes' and 'stupid temporal-screw-ups'. You might recognise him from a couple of months back, but to Ace, it feels like he was only gone for a day. Which is why it really sucks to get yanked back to find that so long has passed, he has to re-start lessons . Feel free to torment him. ]
fierybluebird: [Marco arching an eyebrow leaning on an arm with blue background] (Is that so?)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2010-08-24 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Oi oi, Pops named the Moby Dick and have you even seen it? It's a perfect name for it.
fierybluebird: (I will burn you)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2010-08-24 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[Punches Ace in the face, hard.]

Because it looks like a giant grinning whale dumbass.
fierybluebird: [Marco arching an eyebrow leaning on an arm with blue background] (KICK!)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2010-08-24 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe you haven't heard, but no one is allowed to insult Pops.

[Spits some blood and kicks Ace's knees more lightly this time for good measure.]
Edited 2010-08-24 23:52 (UTC)
fierybluebird: [Marco arching an eyebrow leaning on an arm with blue background] (come fly away)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2010-08-25 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
No commodore. It's because Sengoku's got the face of an ass.

[Hops off to the side and readies a kick to Ace's midsection, but refuses to make contact so just goes back to dodging and hopping about.]
fierybluebird: [Marco arching an eyebrow leaning on an arm with blue background] (Is that so?)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2010-08-25 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
So doesn't your face.

Hopscotch. It's something I do to annoy marines.
fierybluebird: (marines eh?)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2010-08-25 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. And then I go "My mother was a saint! You leave her out of this!" Even though I don't have one, or care.

That's because you're you and therefore, far more awesome than the average marine, eh.
fierybluebird: [Marco arching an eyebrow leaning on an arm with blue background] (Marine Ace rage)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2010-08-25 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
I would be amazing at it. And clearly they would use it much more often than the Garden Code.

I have actually. It's just usually been under bad circumstances. You know, trying to execute my best friend, laying a trap to kill Pops, trying to murder me and my whole family, yelling and screaming about the giant hole left by explosives in the side of their wall -- shit like that. Kizaru and Aokiji are fun to tease. They're always all, "Oh you lying pirate! I hate you!" Akainu is no fun at all however and should retire and die. And I told you about meeting your grandfather. [Rubs his jaw in memory.]
fierybluebird: [Marco arching an eyebrow leaning on an arm with blue background] (Is that so?)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2010-08-25 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, but just think of all the ways you could do it wrong. [Imitates five different fail!salutes including smacking himself in an eye.]

Well I'm not going to start doing hopscotch in middle of a marine party, just how crazy do you think I am? [Deadpan face, but very bantering tone trying to get Ace to laugh.]
fierybluebird: (soft glance)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2010-08-25 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
Given some of the brats running around I bet there has to be one teacher who tried it. That one with the whip had to at least be tempted once or twice, eh?

Damn, I knew that marine Christmas party fifteen years ago would stay on my record. Look, I had one too many Blue Moons and Onigumo bet me no one could do the hopscotch backwards. I had to do it, eh.
fierybluebird: (marines eh?)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2010-08-25 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
They're... sexy. It makes the world go 'round.

There's pictures too? See, this is why I don't trust most marines.
fierybluebird: (hybrid)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2010-08-25 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
True enough, eh. Although really, you should see Grell with a whip. It's almost every bit as terrifying.

Because they promised no photos. I look all off when I'm upside down eh. Everything just gets pulled in weird angles. Not a good look for anyone. [Smooshes his own face to demonstrate.]
fierybluebird: (cool breeze)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2010-08-25 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Blinks.] You heard about that already? Word travels fast.

You used to. You know... other you. And Thatch did, but Thatch is weirder than I am, eh.
fierybluebird: (Throw your head back and laugh)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2010-08-25 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Laughs.] Yeah, that sounds about right for my kitten.

Oh, there are tons. You'd like Oar Jr. though. And Jinbei. Although Jinbei's not weird.

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