1|| Bringing Unsexy Back

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[This is a very annoyed-looking young man wandering down the corridors, grumbling about 'make-up classes' and 'stupid temporal-screw-ups'. You might recognise him from a couple of months back, but to Ace, it feels like he was only gone for a day. Which is why it really sucks to get yanked back to find that so long has passed, he has to re-start lessons . Feel free to torment him. ♥]

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[fierybluebird]

[Giant sweatdrop.] That WOULD be terrifying. Besides, she hates me.

So I don't want to.

[ready-set-fire.livejournal.com]

As a pirate, I'd think you'd be experienced in brutally raping women who hate you.

... Why?

[fierybluebird]

..............................

Wow, Ace. Wow.

First off, being a pirate doesn't mean we don't have standards or self-control. I'm pretty sure even Teach isn't a rapist. Pops, Silvers, Roger, and that moron Shanks sure as hell aren't. Is this just repressed marine jealousy because pirates get more partners and sexier ones?

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[fierybluebird]

[Arches an eyebrow high.]

Actually we do. And many of us have pretty high standards. You think your brother is immoral like that?

[ready-set-fire.livejournal.com]

My brother's too damn stupid to think things like that. I'm not even sure he know what sex is.

[fierybluebird]

He'll find out soon if he keeps dating Boa Hancock.

....

Actually I should ask Silvers. I'm not sure she knows what sex is either.

[ready-set-fire.livejournal.com]

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Thanks, I love it when people break my brain.

[fierybluebird]

You're welcome.

I don't know what the problem is. She's a fine looking woman.

[And anyone who tried to rescue Ace WHATEVER the reason is Aces in Marco's book. Except Crocodile for trying to kill Pops, but he still told Doflamingo to fuck off and Ace himself kept trying to kill Pops, so it's tied.]

[ready-set-fire.livejournal.com]

I don't need to think of my little brother dating older women!

[fierybluebird]

[Stares at. Stares at. Deadpan stare.]

What, you've never dated an older woman? [Eyebrow is arched through the roof that he clearly doesn't buy it.

[ready-set-fire.livejournal.com]

Sure, I just need don't need to imagine Luffy being seduced by some - some witch!

[fierybluebird]

[Amused smirk and stifles it... mostly.]

Some witch that doesn't even know about sex herself? Seems like a better match than not.

1/2

[ready-set-fire.livejournal.com]

... You're right. It's a match made in Heaven!

2/2

[ready-set-fire.livejournal.com]

Although I kind of wanted Luffy to have kids I could spoil.

[fierybluebird]

They could work it out eventually I'm sure.

[ready-set-fire.livejournal.com]

Not on my watch.

[fierybluebird]

So you just want him to adopt kids for you to spoil?

[ready-set-fire.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a good plan.

[fierybluebird]

[Smirks.]

And then you wonder how you could wind up as a Whitebeard pirate in my world.

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... I don't see your point.

[fierybluebird]

Pops is all about adoption, eh.

[ready-set-fire.livejournal.com]

... Wow, that's obviously a massive connection. Whitebeard and I both think adoption is a good thing, so I should definitely have been a pirate. Seeing as 'piracy' and 'adoption' are so intertwined in the public mindset.

Thank you, weirdo. I have truly seen the light now.

[fierybluebird]

[Rolls eyes.]

That's right, I forgot marines don't know when someone's joking, my mistake. Next time I'll make sure to inform you in advance so that you can duck it like a train. [Deadpan.]

[ready-set-fire.livejournal.com]

Please do. It'll save me time and effort.