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[redcinemareel]

Attention Ladies of the Garden,

We've approached freedom, and we all want to have a wonderful time having fun~. But, we women should always protect ourselves in this new environment. We're beautiful flowers who should not be trampled upon!

So just keep these points in mind:

1. Never, ever introduce yourself first. Men come to us, don't they? It's only fair that they give their name first too.

2. Check guys for fashion coordination. If they can't figure out that not all patterns go together, they aren't worth our precious time.

3. Stay moisturized. No one likes dry skin.

4. If a man asks your age, you tell him 'I can't marry you', because only your husband should know such vital information! The same goes for weight.

5. If he offers to pay, let him. You can make it up to him later~.

6. Woman's intuition is never wrong. Trust it!

7. Above all else, stay beautiful! Who doesn't want to feel their best? Maintain proper maintenance, and you'll dazzle!

Of course there's so much more, but these are the basics any woman should know. Questions? Leave them here? Adoration? That goes here too~!


From one concerned woman,
Grell ♥

Comments

[fierybluebird]

Oh yes, you're very smooth with them. You must have learned from Sokka.

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

Well, Sokka did teach me most of what I know about girls.

[fierybluebird]

Remind me to tell you both a few things some time, eh?

All right, you don't ask a woman's age, or her weight because it's highly personal to them. Same with how much makeup they're wearing. It's impolite. And you never want to even imply that they're somehow less pretty than another woman nearby. That will get you drowned, eh?

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's okay, I know how to waterbend.

But what do you do on their birthday if you don't know their age?

[fierybluebird]

Then they'll kick you with high heels. Less permanent, far more painful.

You're not supposed to. You either pretend they're always 24 or let them tell you themselves. But you don't ask.

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

Well, I've been attacked with rocks and lightning before. I think I can handle it.

I don't know any 24 year old girls.

[fierybluebird]

You're totally missing the point kid. You don't want women mad at you. Period. Even the non-violent ones, because they just get hurt and sad. It's not manly of you.

Well, while I'm sure Grell's actually much younger than that, I don't think she'd mind you assuming that's hold old she is.

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

I try not to make people mad, but sometimes it just happens.

She's the one who's yelling at me, right?

[fierybluebird]

Well, if you don't want to make them mad at you, these are some better tips to prevent it. Your choice whether to follow.

The vivacious red-head? Yes.

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

I think I'll follow. Thanks a lot.

...What does vivacious mean?

[fierybluebird]

No problem, kid.

High-spirited and lively. In a kind of... ah... shall we say, temperamental way?

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

She sure is lively.

[fierybluebird]

She's highly vivacious, yes.

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

It's kind of scary.

[fierybluebird]

And she hasn't even tried to kill you yet.

Only if you don't know how to handle women like that, eh?

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

I don't really know how to handle any kind.

[fierybluebird]

Well, it's a learned art. You've got time yet. See Grell's list? Not all girls are like that, but they do want respect. Most girls would rather be treated like a Princess than one of the guys. And even the girls that fall into the latter category don't want you to forget they're still a girl, eh?

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

So...I should bow to her and get her stuff?

[fierybluebird]

If you want to date her.

Otherwise, just general attitude and words can go a really long way. Every girl is special and it can sting if someone forgets that about them. If you want to be friends with them, then at least treat them kindly, with respect, and get to know what makes them happy or sad, hopes, dreams, that sort of thing. And if you're a good listener and don't mind them talking your ear off, that goes a long way too. Especially if you pay attention. You can learn a lot from them by listening and they're pretty much yours if you can use it back, eh.

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

I do most of that with Katara anyway.

[fierybluebird]

Sokka's sister?

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Do you know her?

[fierybluebird]

I met her once when she lost something.

Now she's a girl you should buy presents for. Maybe a bracelet that matches the pendant.

Assuming Sokka's okay with it.

[redcinemareel]

...that's so cruel to say!

[fierybluebird]

And yet, apparently quite true.