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Attention Ladies of the Garden,

We've approached freedom, and we all want to have a wonderful time having fun~. But, we women should always protect ourselves in this new environment. We're beautiful flowers who should not be trampled upon!

So just keep these points in mind:

1. Never, ever introduce yourself first. Men come to us, don't they? It's only fair that they give their name first too.

2. Check guys for fashion coordination. If they can't figure out that not all patterns go together, they aren't worth our precious time.

3. Stay moisturized. No one likes dry skin.

4. If a man asks your age, you tell him 'I can't marry you', because only your husband should know such vital information! The same goes for weight.

5. If he offers to pay, let him. You can make it up to him later~.

6. Woman's intuition is never wrong. Trust it!

7. Above all else, stay beautiful! Who doesn't want to feel their best? Maintain proper maintenance, and you'll dazzle!

Of course there's so much more, but these are the basics any woman should know. Questions? Leave them here? Adoration? That goes here too~!


From one concerned woman,
Grell ♥

Comments

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

I think I'll follow. Thanks a lot.

...What does vivacious mean?

[fierybluebird]

No problem, kid.

High-spirited and lively. In a kind of... ah... shall we say, temperamental way?

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

She sure is lively.

[fierybluebird]

She's highly vivacious, yes.

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

It's kind of scary.

[fierybluebird]

And she hasn't even tried to kill you yet.

Only if you don't know how to handle women like that, eh?

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

I don't really know how to handle any kind.

[fierybluebird]

Well, it's a learned art. You've got time yet. See Grell's list? Not all girls are like that, but they do want respect. Most girls would rather be treated like a Princess than one of the guys. And even the girls that fall into the latter category don't want you to forget they're still a girl, eh?

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

So...I should bow to her and get her stuff?

[fierybluebird]

If you want to date her.

Otherwise, just general attitude and words can go a really long way. Every girl is special and it can sting if someone forgets that about them. If you want to be friends with them, then at least treat them kindly, with respect, and get to know what makes them happy or sad, hopes, dreams, that sort of thing. And if you're a good listener and don't mind them talking your ear off, that goes a long way too. Especially if you pay attention. You can learn a lot from them by listening and they're pretty much yours if you can use it back, eh.

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

I do most of that with Katara anyway.

[fierybluebird]

Sokka's sister?

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Do you know her?

[fierybluebird]

I met her once when she lost something.

Now she's a girl you should buy presents for. Maybe a bracelet that matches the pendant.

Assuming Sokka's okay with it.

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

Hey, that's a good idea! Do you know where I can buy one?

I think Sokka's okay with it.

[fierybluebird]

There should be an appropriate shop in Dollet. I can go with you if you'd like. There was something in town I needed to get anyway.

You sure? Big brothers can be very protective.

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

That would be great!

I don't think Sokka's like that. We're close.

[fierybluebird]

No problem, eh? What time do you have free?

Fair enough, he didn't strike me as that way, but it seemed wise to double-check.

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

I don't really have anything to do here yet.

Katara would probably yell at him anyway.

[fierybluebird]

Get ready for next semester? Have you taken a look at the class list?

Heh, she does strike me that way, yes.

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

There's a class list?

You don't want to get on her bad side.

[fierybluebird]

Yeah, you can sign up for stuff for the next semester.

I used to have to deal with Pops' nurses. Those women are terrifying, eh. They're the only people gutsy enough to tell the strongest man in the world to stop drinking. Not something I'd have the stones for. So yeah, I try to avoid getting any women mad at me.

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

I should probably do that soon...

I have a feeling Katara would do that, too.

[fierybluebird]

Well there's at least a decent break before classes start. You've got time.

Maybe... but you should know something first. Pops is almost twenty-five feet tall and can drink a third his weight in sake.

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

This is so weird. I haven't been to school in a long time.

Katara fought the master waterbender once. He wasn't that tall, but he was still pretty scary.