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[redcinemareel]

Attention Ladies of the Garden,

We've approached freedom, and we all want to have a wonderful time having fun~. But, we women should always protect ourselves in this new environment. We're beautiful flowers who should not be trampled upon!

So just keep these points in mind:

1. Never, ever introduce yourself first. Men come to us, don't they? It's only fair that they give their name first too.

2. Check guys for fashion coordination. If they can't figure out that not all patterns go together, they aren't worth our precious time.

3. Stay moisturized. No one likes dry skin.

4. If a man asks your age, you tell him 'I can't marry you', because only your husband should know such vital information! The same goes for weight.

5. If he offers to pay, let him. You can make it up to him later~.

6. Woman's intuition is never wrong. Trust it!

7. Above all else, stay beautiful! Who doesn't want to feel their best? Maintain proper maintenance, and you'll dazzle!

Of course there's so much more, but these are the basics any woman should know. Questions? Leave them here? Adoration? That goes here too~!


From one concerned woman,
Grell ♥

Comments

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

I already know fire and ice, but the rest sound awesome!

I guess so. We should go this week, right? Since school's going to start again soon.

[fierybluebird]

Then you can probably breeze through it, eh?

Relatively yeah. And I finally got some sleep so we can go any time you want starting tomorrow.

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

I'm not exactly the best student.

How about tomorrow? The sooner the better, right?

[fierybluebird]

Well, at least you've got time to learn. And you can probably get tutoring help if you want it.

Sure, works for me. Got a time in mind?

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

That's true.

Whatever is good for you.

[fierybluebird]

And it's fun.

Any time, eh. How about a little before lunch, sound good?

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

Then we'll eat, right?

[fierybluebird]

You sound like a pirate already kid. Yeah, then we'll eat.

...I am so sorry for the inbox spam, Grell

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

Really? Sounds good to me!

She says the thread is cute and fun to read YAY THREADJUMPS \o/

[fierybluebird]

There's an age-old saying that pirates are always hungry.

HURRAH \o\

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

So that's why they need all that treasure.

\o/

[fierybluebird]

That's certainly one theory anyway.

Re: \o/

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

What else could they need it for?

[fierybluebird]

Every pirate's got a different idea of treasure. All my Pops ever wanted was a family. All I want is to protect my family. Some people want shinies just because they're easily captivated by them.

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

Well, I was talking about "shinies." I guess it's a good thing I'm not a pirate, huh.

[fierybluebird]

You sound like you'd make my kind of pirate, eh. Which is the best kind there is.

[ooc: do you want me to make a log for the wandering around town or should we handwave it?]

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

Maybe one day I can be a pirate, too.

((ooc: UM. I'm up for a log if you are! because clearly we haven't threaded enough yet.))

[fierybluebird]

Absolutely, eh.

[ooc: sure! I'll put one up then~]

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

You really think so?

((ooc: yessir!))

[fierybluebird]

Yes. And if you find yourself in my world, just ask for the Whitebeard Crew and you'll have a bigger family than you ever dreamed of, eh.

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

If I ever travel through worlds, I would be honored.

[fierybluebird]

Hah, we'd love to have you.

Were the pirates in your world the type more obsessed with jewels and gold?

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

The ones I met were. They attacked people and stole their things just to sell them at high prices. They were horrible.

don't even worry about it!

[redcinemareel]

Ah, a budding friendship~. You two behave, okay?

okay ;__;

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

I'll be on my best behavior.