Grell Sutcliff ([personal profile] redcinemareel) wrote in [community profile] witchesreign2010-07-26 04:00 am

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Attention Ladies of the Garden,

We've approached freedom, and we all want to have a wonderful time having fun~. But, we women should always protect ourselves in this new environment. We're beautiful flowers who should not be trampled upon!

So just keep these points in mind:

1. Never, ever introduce yourself first. Men come to us, don't they? It's only fair that they give their name first too.

2. Check guys for fashion coordination. If they can't figure out that not all patterns go together, they aren't worth our precious time.

3. Stay moisturized. No one likes dry skin.

4. If a man asks your age, you tell him 'I can't marry you', because only your husband should know such vital information! The same goes for weight.

5. If he offers to pay, let him. You can make it up to him later~.

6. Woman's intuition is never wrong. Trust it!

7. Above all else, stay beautiful! Who doesn't want to feel their best? Maintain proper maintenance, and you'll dazzle!

Of course there's so much more, but these are the basics any woman should know. Questions? Leave them here? Adoration? That goes here too~!


From one concerned woman,
Grell

[identity profile] monkingaround.livejournal.com 2010-07-27 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
If I ever travel through worlds, I would be honored.
fierybluebird: (thinking)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2010-07-27 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Hah, we'd love to have you.

Were the pirates in your world the type more obsessed with jewels and gold?

[identity profile] monkingaround.livejournal.com 2010-07-27 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
The ones I met were. They attacked people and stole their things just to sell them at high prices. They were horrible.
fierybluebird: (cause I don't wanna know)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2010-07-27 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
Hn. Always going to be those kinds of idiots in the world. They don't know what real treasure is. I guess most people don't until they lose it.

I'm surprised you'd still want to be a pirate then? Most people who get hurt by those kinds of pirates in my world grow up hating them.

[identity profile] monkingaround.livejournal.com 2010-07-27 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
You said there are other kinds of pirates. That's what matters, right?
fierybluebird: (Izou kimono)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2010-07-27 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Absolutely. And there are as many kinds of pirates as there are people in general, eh.