Grell Sutcliff ([personal profile] redcinemareel) wrote in [community profile] witchesreign2010-07-26 04:00 am

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Attention Ladies of the Garden,

We've approached freedom, and we all want to have a wonderful time having fun~. But, we women should always protect ourselves in this new environment. We're beautiful flowers who should not be trampled upon!

So just keep these points in mind:

1. Never, ever introduce yourself first. Men come to us, don't they? It's only fair that they give their name first too.

2. Check guys for fashion coordination. If they can't figure out that not all patterns go together, they aren't worth our precious time.

3. Stay moisturized. No one likes dry skin.

4. If a man asks your age, you tell him 'I can't marry you', because only your husband should know such vital information! The same goes for weight.

5. If he offers to pay, let him. You can make it up to him later~.

6. Woman's intuition is never wrong. Trust it!

7. Above all else, stay beautiful! Who doesn't want to feel their best? Maintain proper maintenance, and you'll dazzle!

Of course there's so much more, but these are the basics any woman should know. Questions? Leave them here? Adoration? That goes here too~!


From one concerned woman,
Grell
fierybluebird: (cool breeze)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2010-07-26 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
Then you can probably breeze through it, eh?

Relatively yeah. And I finally got some sleep so we can go any time you want starting tomorrow.

[identity profile] monkingaround.livejournal.com 2010-07-26 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not exactly the best student.

How about tomorrow? The sooner the better, right?
fierybluebird: (Studious and smart)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2010-07-26 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Well, at least you've got time to learn. And you can probably get tutoring help if you want it.

Sure, works for me. Got a time in mind?

[identity profile] monkingaround.livejournal.com 2010-07-26 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
That's true.

Whatever is good for you.
fierybluebird: (Victory)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2010-07-26 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
And it's fun.

Any time, eh. How about a little before lunch, sound good?
fierybluebird: (eheheheh)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2010-07-26 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
You sound like a pirate already kid. Yeah, then we'll eat.

...I am so sorry for the inbox spam, Grell

[identity profile] monkingaround.livejournal.com 2010-07-26 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Really? Sounds good to me!
fierybluebird: (cool breeze)

She says the thread is cute and fun to read YAY THREADJUMPS \o/

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2010-07-26 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
There's an age-old saying that pirates are always hungry.

HURRAH \o\

[identity profile] monkingaround.livejournal.com 2010-07-26 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
So that's why they need all that treasure.
fierybluebird: (Throw your head back and laugh)

\o/

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2010-07-26 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
That's certainly one theory anyway.

Re: \o/

[identity profile] monkingaround.livejournal.com 2010-07-26 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
What else could they need it for?
fierybluebird: (drinks with a friend)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2010-07-26 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Every pirate's got a different idea of treasure. All my Pops ever wanted was a family. All I want is to protect my family. Some people want shinies just because they're easily captivated by them.

[identity profile] monkingaround.livejournal.com 2010-07-26 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I was talking about "shinies." I guess it's a good thing I'm not a pirate, huh.
fierybluebird: [Marco arching an eyebrow leaning on an arm with blue background] (commanders)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2010-07-26 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
You sound like you'd make my kind of pirate, eh. Which is the best kind there is.

[ooc: do you want me to make a log for the wandering around town or should we handwave it?]

[identity profile] monkingaround.livejournal.com 2010-07-27 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe one day I can be a pirate, too.

((ooc: UM. I'm up for a log if you are! because clearly we haven't threaded enough yet.))
fierybluebird: (Victory)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2010-07-27 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Absolutely, eh.

[ooc: sure! I'll put one up then~]

[identity profile] monkingaround.livejournal.com 2010-07-27 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
You really think so?

((ooc: yessir!))
fierybluebird: [Marco arching an eyebrow leaning on an arm with blue background] (commanders)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2010-07-27 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. And if you find yourself in my world, just ask for the Whitebeard Crew and you'll have a bigger family than you ever dreamed of, eh.

[identity profile] monkingaround.livejournal.com 2010-07-27 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
If I ever travel through worlds, I would be honored.
fierybluebird: (thinking)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2010-07-27 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Hah, we'd love to have you.

Were the pirates in your world the type more obsessed with jewels and gold?

[identity profile] monkingaround.livejournal.com 2010-07-27 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
The ones I met were. They attacked people and stole their things just to sell them at high prices. They were horrible.
fierybluebird: (cause I don't wanna know)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2010-07-27 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
Hn. Always going to be those kinds of idiots in the world. They don't know what real treasure is. I guess most people don't until they lose it.

I'm surprised you'd still want to be a pirate then? Most people who get hurt by those kinds of pirates in my world grow up hating them.

(no subject)

[personal profile] fierybluebird - 2010-07-27 05:21 (UTC) - Expand

okay ;__;

[identity profile] monkingaround.livejournal.com 2010-07-26 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll be on my best behavior.