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[redcinemareel]

Attention Ladies of the Garden,

We've approached freedom, and we all want to have a wonderful time having fun~. But, we women should always protect ourselves in this new environment. We're beautiful flowers who should not be trampled upon!

So just keep these points in mind:

1. Never, ever introduce yourself first. Men come to us, don't they? It's only fair that they give their name first too.

2. Check guys for fashion coordination. If they can't figure out that not all patterns go together, they aren't worth our precious time.

3. Stay moisturized. No one likes dry skin.

4. If a man asks your age, you tell him 'I can't marry you', because only your husband should know such vital information! The same goes for weight.

5. If he offers to pay, let him. You can make it up to him later~.

6. Woman's intuition is never wrong. Trust it!

7. Above all else, stay beautiful! Who doesn't want to feel their best? Maintain proper maintenance, and you'll dazzle!

Of course there's so much more, but these are the basics any woman should know. Questions? Leave them here? Adoration? That goes here too~!


From one concerned woman,
Grell ♥

Comments

HURRAH \o\

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

So that's why they need all that treasure.

\o/

[fierybluebird]

That's certainly one theory anyway.

Re: \o/

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

What else could they need it for?

[fierybluebird]

Every pirate's got a different idea of treasure. All my Pops ever wanted was a family. All I want is to protect my family. Some people want shinies just because they're easily captivated by them.

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

Well, I was talking about "shinies." I guess it's a good thing I'm not a pirate, huh.

[fierybluebird]

You sound like you'd make my kind of pirate, eh. Which is the best kind there is.

[ooc: do you want me to make a log for the wandering around town or should we handwave it?]

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

Maybe one day I can be a pirate, too.

((ooc: UM. I'm up for a log if you are! because clearly we haven't threaded enough yet.))

[fierybluebird]

Absolutely, eh.

[ooc: sure! I'll put one up then~]

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

You really think so?

((ooc: yessir!))

[fierybluebird]

Yes. And if you find yourself in my world, just ask for the Whitebeard Crew and you'll have a bigger family than you ever dreamed of, eh.

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

If I ever travel through worlds, I would be honored.

[fierybluebird]

Hah, we'd love to have you.

Were the pirates in your world the type more obsessed with jewels and gold?

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

The ones I met were. They attacked people and stole their things just to sell them at high prices. They were horrible.

[fierybluebird]

Hn. Always going to be those kinds of idiots in the world. They don't know what real treasure is. I guess most people don't until they lose it.

I'm surprised you'd still want to be a pirate then? Most people who get hurt by those kinds of pirates in my world grow up hating them.

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

You said there are other kinds of pirates. That's what matters, right?

[fierybluebird]

Absolutely. And there are as many kinds of pirates as there are people in general, eh.