[Video/Action]IC Intro - A Instructor arrives after having the second best day of her life

[peachhat]

[Video Segment]
[The screen showed someone that hadn't been around a bit, that was for sure. A woman, with very long, blue hair, who was wearing an odd hat. With peaches.

More noticeable than her clothing was the fact that she was visibly beaten up. Dust, bruises, some blood, scratches, she clearly had been through quite some fighting, though she was somehow radiating a smug satisfaction that didn't fit the state of her body at all.]

Hello! I've been away for a bit, doing the usual here and there, so for those who don't know me, I'm Instructor Tenshi Hinanai.

I'll be teaching Geography and, of course, the highest level of magical combat. Don't worry, I'll make sure that even you ordinary, earth-crawling humans can have some chance of passing.

[She nodded, brushing back some of her hair, then smiled at the camera]

That said, we have a nice island here, don't we? Reminds me a lot of home - the islands in actual heaven. But I suppose Islands closest to heaven are pretty good, too, although they got nothing on the real thing, of course. I look forward to returning tomorrow!

[Evidently, this instructor had not deemed it necessary to make herself presentable for the introduction. Just one more sign that her priorities were completely and utterly screwed up beyond help.]



[ACTION Segment]

[Of course, Tenshi could also be encountered in the garden, while she was looking at the place to check if everything was how it used to be. She had been away on a long-ish mission, after all, so who knew what changed? Like above, she likely still hadn't changed.

Particularly lazy-seeming students might find her throwing a head-sized rock at their feet.
And teachers/seeds too, 'to test their reflexes'...]

Comments

[gotgreedy]

The most happy? You'd be happy if you didn't want anything? Pretty sure you just told me you had that life in heaven and gave it up because it wasn't satisfying you.

[peachhat]

No, I more came down and ignored it because it didn't interest me. You need to listen more to what I say, you greedy sod!

[gotgreedy]

So you wanted to get away from what didn't interest you, find something that did?

[It's all too much for Greed. With a hand to his forehead, he starts laughing.]

I like you, girl.

[peachhat]

I suppose you could say-

[Him liking her wasn't the point in the first place - the whole point was creating dislike! Such a weird, weird man.

...Thought the weirdo celestial. ]

While I do hear that sometimes, it's not the usual mortal reaction...

[gotgreedy]

I'm not a usual mortal. I'm a human-based homunculus.

[peachhat]

I don't know what a humunculussus is, but it probably really isn't much more than a human. At least from my point of view.

[gotgreedy]

Artificial human. In my case, an artificial human inhabiting a human body. My last incarnation had a body to go along with it, but this is the new upgraded model.

[peachhat]

Oooh, I see. So you're like a puppet, just bigger. Or smaller, depending on the puppet. A lot smaller than some I saw.

[Alice did have some rather huge puppets. Rather lifelike ones, in some cases!]

[gotgreedy]

Think that all you want, but I've got plenty of human souls in here.

[peachhat]

I've sent plenty of souls ahead to the afterlife once, probably way more than you supposedly got, so I'm not impressed at all!

[Tenshi sounded proud of that one, sadly. And even more sadly, despite how she made it sound, she wasn't talking about murder, just purifying ghosts, making them jump over purgatory a bit.

While she did realize the possible implications of him having souls in himself of several humans, she hadn't immediately taken it as soul-stealing or the like.]

[gotgreedy]

Nice to see someone finally not freaking the hell out about it! So, if it's impressed you want, how about we find a quiet place and I turn on the charm?

[peachhat]

What kind of charm are we talking about here?

[gotgreedy]

I was thinking the usual, why? Another kind rock your boat a little more?

[peachhat]

Oh, I'm always for people trying to rock my boat.

[Yeah...she clearly wasn't on the same boat as he was. It probably wasn't just a different boat, but also a completely different kind of boat. Like a particularly loud submarine.]

[gotgreedy]

...Hey, just to be clear, you're getting that I'm hitting on you, right?

[peachhat]

...I was hoping you'd be less boring than that!

[gotgreedy]

Hmph. I'm Greed, want everything, remember? So what do you consider not boring?

[peachhat]

People to stop it with the false advertisement! If you tell someone you'd rock their boat, you should obviously attempt to shake up their world by fighting them, not by making a bed shake around!

[gotgreedy]

So you're morally and ethically opposed to euphemisms?

[peachhat]

No, of course not. I was using one of them myself, I wouldn't create that big an earthquake.

[gotgreedy]

Well I am in favor of making the earth move.

[Hey, she'd opened the door...]

So you like to fight, huh?

[peachhat]

That's more interesting than beds, for sure.

And yes, I really do. I'm practically famous for it in the world I come from.

[gotgreedy]

You just haven't had the right experience in bed. [And that's a cheeky grin he offers.]

I don't like fighting women, though.

[peachhat]

Do I? I would argue that I have all the experience I would ever need.

And as for that, that's fair. I don't really like fighting weak men, either.

[gotgreedy]

Arguing that proves you're wrong. But hey, I'm not here to force you into anything. You ever want to try more than just violence, you look me up.

Kinda crazy of you to call me weak without knowing what I can do, though, isn't it? Or maybe you're just trying to provoke me.

[He's unflinchingly smiling all the while, but on the last sentence his eyes open to knowing slits.]