[Video/Action]IC Intro - A Instructor arrives after having the second best day of her life

[peachhat]

[Video Segment]
[The screen showed someone that hadn't been around a bit, that was for sure. A woman, with very long, blue hair, who was wearing an odd hat. With peaches.

More noticeable than her clothing was the fact that she was visibly beaten up. Dust, bruises, some blood, scratches, she clearly had been through quite some fighting, though she was somehow radiating a smug satisfaction that didn't fit the state of her body at all.]

Hello! I've been away for a bit, doing the usual here and there, so for those who don't know me, I'm Instructor Tenshi Hinanai.

I'll be teaching Geography and, of course, the highest level of magical combat. Don't worry, I'll make sure that even you ordinary, earth-crawling humans can have some chance of passing.

[She nodded, brushing back some of her hair, then smiled at the camera]

That said, we have a nice island here, don't we? Reminds me a lot of home - the islands in actual heaven. But I suppose Islands closest to heaven are pretty good, too, although they got nothing on the real thing, of course. I look forward to returning tomorrow!

[Evidently, this instructor had not deemed it necessary to make herself presentable for the introduction. Just one more sign that her priorities were completely and utterly screwed up beyond help.]



[ACTION Segment]

[Of course, Tenshi could also be encountered in the garden, while she was looking at the place to check if everything was how it used to be. She had been away on a long-ish mission, after all, so who knew what changed? Like above, she likely still hadn't changed.

Particularly lazy-seeming students might find her throwing a head-sized rock at their feet.
And teachers/seeds too, 'to test their reflexes'...]

Comments

[gotgreedy]

Shameless beguiler? I like the shameless part, but just so you know, I don't lie. A little trick here and there, maybe, but no lies. Besides, when it comes to food, hell if I know how to cook. We'd go get something. I'm not any more interested in eating inedible, lousy food than you are.

[peachhat]

Heh, I see. The problem is, what you consider 'good' cuisine would probably be way below subpar when compared to what I'm used to in heaven.

That one is heavenly, after all.

[gotgreedy]

That's true, but you're gonna have to eat sometime, right? Heaven or not.

[peachhat]

Oh, I can. I'd eat soon, come to think of it.

[gotgreedy]

So what's your plan for it, then?

[peachhat]

Get myself something, then fly way high into the air, and eat it there while watching people mill about, of course.

[gotgreedy]

Great plan. All I'm saying is, instead of flying into the air, you hang out down here with me.

[peachhat]

[Tenshi just laughed, then smirked.]

Oh, you know what, I'm bored enough to do so.

[She smirked, then snapped her fingers. A rock appeared, then another, one higher than the other. Kinda like a ladder, in a way... and she then hopped onto one, then another]

You know what, I'll give you a bit to get some food, then make your way up whereveer these rocks lead. In the meantime I'll be getting my food, and will then fly up and eat mine. Maybe you somehow manage to make it? Who knows.

[She couldn't help it, she really couldn't.]

[gotgreedy]

Everything's gotta be a challenge with you, huh?

[To judge by his grin as he looks up the floating rocks, he doesn't really mind that aspect of her.]

[peachhat]

Where's the fun otherwise~

[gotgreedy]

Maybe you've got a point, but I think I'll pass on this one. Looks like fun, but I get the feeling there's a second shoe in there to drop.

[He winks at her. Greed, not going to any distance to get what he wants?! Well, he DOES smell a trap or at least a catch, but he's also testing to see how what a refusal to rise to the challenge gets out of her.]

[peachhat]

What, really? And I went to all that effort! Sheesh, and I just had one idea for a trap...I might not have used even...

[gotgreedy]

Yeah, but if I got past that trap and somehow made it all the way to the top, how much time would you have actually given me?

[peachhat]

About the time it'd take for you to get up there, divided by the time it'd take you to get down.

[That nonsensical answer was as good as anything, mostly translating to 'some, but not too much']

[gotgreedy]

In other words, not enough for my liking. I can't let you have all the control, can I? Sometimes even a greedy bastard like me has to know when to say no.

[He winks at her broadly.]

[peachhat]

Aww, and I had put so much All of some moments of thinking effort into it.

Well, I'll get you one day. And I mean that in my way, not yours! Winking or not!

[gotgreedy]

Can't it be both?

[She'd demanded it, so he winks broadly at her again, then blows her a kiss before he turns to head off.]