[Video/Action]IC Intro - A Instructor arrives after having the second best day of her life

[peachhat]

[Video Segment]
[The screen showed someone that hadn't been around a bit, that was for sure. A woman, with very long, blue hair, who was wearing an odd hat. With peaches.

More noticeable than her clothing was the fact that she was visibly beaten up. Dust, bruises, some blood, scratches, she clearly had been through quite some fighting, though she was somehow radiating a smug satisfaction that didn't fit the state of her body at all.]

Hello! I've been away for a bit, doing the usual here and there, so for those who don't know me, I'm Instructor Tenshi Hinanai.

I'll be teaching Geography and, of course, the highest level of magical combat. Don't worry, I'll make sure that even you ordinary, earth-crawling humans can have some chance of passing.

[She nodded, brushing back some of her hair, then smiled at the camera]

That said, we have a nice island here, don't we? Reminds me a lot of home - the islands in actual heaven. But I suppose Islands closest to heaven are pretty good, too, although they got nothing on the real thing, of course. I look forward to returning tomorrow!

[Evidently, this instructor had not deemed it necessary to make herself presentable for the introduction. Just one more sign that her priorities were completely and utterly screwed up beyond help.]



[ACTION Segment]

[Of course, Tenshi could also be encountered in the garden, while she was looking at the place to check if everything was how it used to be. She had been away on a long-ish mission, after all, so who knew what changed? Like above, she likely still hadn't changed.

Particularly lazy-seeming students might find her throwing a head-sized rock at their feet.
And teachers/seeds too, 'to test their reflexes'...]

Comments

[peachhat]

People to stop it with the false advertisement! If you tell someone you'd rock their boat, you should obviously attempt to shake up their world by fighting them, not by making a bed shake around!

[gotgreedy]

So you're morally and ethically opposed to euphemisms?

[peachhat]

No, of course not. I was using one of them myself, I wouldn't create that big an earthquake.

[gotgreedy]

Well I am in favor of making the earth move.

[Hey, she'd opened the door...]

So you like to fight, huh?

[peachhat]

That's more interesting than beds, for sure.

And yes, I really do. I'm practically famous for it in the world I come from.

[gotgreedy]

You just haven't had the right experience in bed. [And that's a cheeky grin he offers.]

I don't like fighting women, though.

[peachhat]

Do I? I would argue that I have all the experience I would ever need.

And as for that, that's fair. I don't really like fighting weak men, either.

[gotgreedy]

Arguing that proves you're wrong. But hey, I'm not here to force you into anything. You ever want to try more than just violence, you look me up.

Kinda crazy of you to call me weak without knowing what I can do, though, isn't it? Or maybe you're just trying to provoke me.

[He's unflinchingly smiling all the while, but on the last sentence his eyes open to knowing slits.]

In other words, Tenshi thinks she rocks. *snerk*

[peachhat]

When chocobos learn to dance and turn into hakutakus, I might consider it.

[She smirked, hopping into the air and latching onto a suddenly appearing rock of hers.]

Maybe I did, maybe I didn't, who knows. I stand behind the point, though. It's like Jankenpon, I'm rock.

[She knocked onto her rock]

You're the blade, and any paper I meet I'd just rip through.

/snicker

[gotgreedy]

You think so? Nice try, but between the two of us, I'm the one with the Ultimate Shield.

I like this thread, despite Tenshi likely coming across as way, way FAIL xD

[peachhat]

That's remarkable, but not a problem, because I am the one with the sword that can pierce anything. And that includes Ultimate Shields, otherwise it'd not be anything!

It's beautiful. :)

[gotgreedy]

Pierce anything?

All right, you got me. I'll put it to the test. Let's stack your sword against my shield and see which one wins.

Yay, DW works again!

[peachhat]

Oooh, so you're not that big a coward. Indeed, I'll try to pierce you with that glowing hot rod of mine~

[She blinked.]

That wasn't meant as innuendo.

[gotgreedy]

Don't worry, you sound like my sister Lust more than anything right now. How about you just whip it out and we get st--

[Blink. Greed then just snickers.]

[peachhat]

Oh, you'll see!

And I am pretty sure I'm nothing like anybody that'd be called Lust!

[gotgreedy]

Yeah, she had bigger breasts. And had an Ultimate Spear, not a sword. Speaking of which, am I gonna get to see this thing, or are you all talk?

[peachhat]

She sounds unlucky, bigger breasts must be a pain.

[Evidently, Tenshi hadn't heard of the concept of breast envy. But then she liked jumping around, so that'd get awkward.]

Oh, you are, I'm just looking for a place where I won't cause too much accidental property damage.

[gotgreedy]

We could always head outside Garden. In the meantime you can keep saying things that work as great double-entendres.

[peachhat]

Good idea -

Moving out of the garden,that is, not double-entendres!

[gotgreedy]

[Gallantly, he offers her an arm that he doesn't expect her to take in a million years -- just to needle her a little, to judge by his grin.]

[peachhat]

[Tenshi spotted the grin. She, of course, realized exactly what he was doing. Sure, she wasn't the smartest person ever, but this was obvious. Which also meant that he'd win if she refused. Damn it!

...

She resolved this by...latching onto the arm. She was a pretty strong person, despite her looks - she did whirl rocks her own size around - so she made sure to grab the arm as uncomfortable as possible for Greed, applying a lot of pressure where she really shouldn't. And tried to step on his foot by 'accident'.]

[gotgreedy]

[She'll have the satisfaction of seeing a wince, at least. Greed's used to pain, though, and regeneration goes a long way to help with that.]

You know, for a celestial being, you're not really gracious. Aren't you supposed to be enlightening me?

[peachhat]

[Well, she hadn't really tried to break anything, just hurt some, to, well, not lose.]

I am very gracious, that was on purpose! I'm enlightening you by hardship! Enlightenment on a road of candy isn't fulfilling at all!

[gotgreedy]

Oh, so you like it rough, huh?

[Greed's not afraid to give back just as good as he gets. We'll make this a little rough on her in turn!]

[peachhat]

Oh, yes, I- Ow!

[She hadn't expected swift retaliation of that kind, hence the surprised yelp. Her response was a kind of shovetackle.]