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Entry tags:
- *post type: bbs,
- *post type: gossip column,
- dc comics: cissie king-jones,
- disney animated: rapunzel,
- disney live action: sharpay evans,
- fullmetal alchemist 2003: edward elric,
- homestuck (au): david lalonde,
- homestuck: kanaya maryam,
- homestuck: nepeta leijon,
- homestuck: rose lalonde,
- homestuck: vriska serket,
- my little pony: princess luna,
- my little pony: rainbow dash,
- sonic: espio the chameleon
The Gossip Around Garden VI
Greetings Balamb Garden,
It seems that our lovely school has made a severe splash! And what better way to dish out the goods with a prized column from yours truly! Let the games truly begin!
If you don't know about a recent marriage that occurred here, then you're sleeping under a rock! But what's this?! Is Instructor Snow Villers chatting with the bride to be? Or is she an evil twin sister out to ruin Grell's life?! Either way, both redheads have a keen eye for hunks! Side note: Snow is unattached!!
And finally Espio is wearing pants! But how long will that streaker keep them on?!
Moving on to the Holi events, there is a plethora of juicy details! Is Kate Bishop really hitting on Instructor Shadow?! With that slingshot of hers, she's certainly allowed to aim high! Shadow may as well take on the opportunity, since Claire Farron is having secret rendezvous with Cid Raines! What a sordid web!
An odd pairing of a pastel pony named Rainbow Dash (that's really her name!) and a vertically challenged cadet of Edward Elric seems to have cropped up. The only thing they have in common is their propensity for stubbornness! But anything can happen here, all thanks to Time Compression! We're all rooting for you both! Edward better keep his eye on the skies, and not on Instructor Pinkie Pie! Instructor Champloo will easily stir-fry that little rump to perfection!
And when will Gakupo make the moves on the head of the Garden Festival Committee?! Mikuru is ripe for the taking and eager for all the things he encompasses! He'd better hurry before Instructor Snow gets involved with yet another underaged girl!
Let's all take a few steps back and observe that hot and sticky night of that bonfire that lit a fire in the pits of our bellies! Our lovely resident Queen of Hair, Rapunzel, was roasting marshmallows with Cissie King-Jones! The sticky goo of their treat is just a symbolization of what was in store later on that evening! Would Eugene mind a threesome?!
Instructor Tom strummed up a few chords with Gakupo, and they seem to make a wonderful melody! Will the screech of Instructor Sharpay Evans throw them off key?! Someone get her a tuning fork!
In our next issue, we'll try to cover those very fond couples, and some new ones! Such as the game of hard to get between Rose Lalonde and Kanaya Maryam. Love's better when one has to earn it!
Until next time, Garden!
Miss Tattler
It seems that our lovely school has made a severe splash! And what better way to dish out the goods with a prized column from yours truly! Let the games truly begin!
If you don't know about a recent marriage that occurred here, then you're sleeping under a rock! But what's this?! Is Instructor Snow Villers chatting with the bride to be? Or is she an evil twin sister out to ruin Grell's life?! Either way, both redheads have a keen eye for hunks! Side note: Snow is unattached!!
And finally Espio is wearing pants! But how long will that streaker keep them on?!
Moving on to the Holi events, there is a plethora of juicy details! Is Kate Bishop really hitting on Instructor Shadow?! With that slingshot of hers, she's certainly allowed to aim high! Shadow may as well take on the opportunity, since Claire Farron is having secret rendezvous with Cid Raines! What a sordid web!
An odd pairing of a pastel pony named Rainbow Dash (that's really her name!) and a vertically challenged cadet of Edward Elric seems to have cropped up. The only thing they have in common is their propensity for stubbornness! But anything can happen here, all thanks to Time Compression! We're all rooting for you both! Edward better keep his eye on the skies, and not on Instructor Pinkie Pie! Instructor Champloo will easily stir-fry that little rump to perfection!
And when will Gakupo make the moves on the head of the Garden Festival Committee?! Mikuru is ripe for the taking and eager for all the things he encompasses! He'd better hurry before Instructor Snow gets involved with yet another underaged girl!
Let's all take a few steps back and observe that hot and sticky night of that bonfire that lit a fire in the pits of our bellies! Our lovely resident Queen of Hair, Rapunzel, was roasting marshmallows with Cissie King-Jones! The sticky goo of their treat is just a symbolization of what was in store later on that evening! Would Eugene mind a threesome?!
Instructor Tom strummed up a few chords with Gakupo, and they seem to make a wonderful melody! Will the screech of Instructor Sharpay Evans throw them off key?! Someone get her a tuning fork!
In our next issue, we'll try to cover those very fond couples, and some new ones! Such as the game of hard to get between Rose Lalonde and Kanaya Maryam. Love's better when one has to earn it!
Until next time, Garden!
Miss Tattler
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Or Perhaps Being Friends With Karkat Has Opened My Ocular Globes To The Many Nuances Of Romance
[No, it was actually her shitty rainbow drinker trollequin novel collection.]
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If you're taking romantic cues from Karkat then I suppose that being wildly off base is an experience you'll be encountering repeatedly in your endeavors.
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By Human Standards Perhaps But Karkat Happens To Very Knowledgeable On The Matter Of Troll Romance
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I Believe You Should Open Your Thinkpan To New Possibilities
It May End Up Being Very Satisfactory
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While I'm always an advocate for broadening one's horizons and considering new possibilities that may typically be frowned upon by the general populace, on this matter I'm afraid that I must remain adamantly opposed.
Especially with him.
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Hmm
So Your Refusal To Consider Him For Either A Matesprit Or Kismesis Is Based On His Personality And Not On The Fact That You Happen To Share The Same Genes
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Our genetic similarity critically injures his already floundering case. It's rather akin to detonating fifty pounds of explosives on a rapidly sinking ship.
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I Must Admit I Am Disappointed
I Sincerely Believe That You Two Would Be A Good Match Given How Similar You Are
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Considering my personality you ought to know that multiplying it creates more strife than harmony. A relationship consisting of myself and another like-minded individual would be rife with conflict and cynical jabs.
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Yes But Would You Want It Any Other Way
You Are Fond Of Challenges Are You Not
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This isn't the sort of challenge that I hold any emotional regard for. I'm fonder of a thousand piece jigsaw puzzle than I am of him, particularly in this context.
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And speaking of quadrants...]
I See
So Do You Feel Anything Other Than Disdain For Him
Hate Perhaps
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Hate's a rather strong word, don't you think? Implying anything more than a passing annoyance would be giving him far too much credit than he's worth.
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I Dont Know If Hate Is A Strong Word For It Or Not
I Am Merely Trying To Understand What Is Happening Or Has Happened Between The Two Of You
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Nothing has happened in the context you're speaking of. Nothing has happened, nothing will happen, and nothing will change to make something happening a viable possibility.
The most intimate way you could describe our relationship is as vitriolic siblings - nothing more, nothing less. Very little to analyze, I'm afraid.
[this is all a bold-faced lie, but you know what? Kanaya hasn't been here for any of the squabbles that devolved into kissing, so she's going to go for it. FUCK HONESTY]
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How Do You Know Which Context I Am Speaking Of
Trolls See Things Quite Differently From Humans So I Am Merely Trying To Analyze Your Situation Through A Perspective Different From Yours
Vitriol Can Be Good
As Long As It Keeps The Animosity Going Strong Throughout Time
Perhaps A Kismesissitude Would Fit You Both
[yes well that icon tells me otherwise
too bad Kanaya can't see it. BOOO.]
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and that is exactly the point. meta shiptease, the most insidious of taunts.]
Whatever alien context you may be providing insight into, the end result still falls under a romantic subset. As I've noted to an almost irritatingly repetitive degree, I have no interest in such a thing.
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how dare you.]
Of Course It Falls Under A Romantic Subset
Just Not A Romantic Subset Usually Considered By Your Species Due To Your Infuriatingly Simple Definition Of Romance
In Any Case How Familiar Are You With The Concept Of Blackrom Which Is Also Known As Kismesissitude
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sorry what were you saying i couldn't hear it over all these hot makeouts]
I believe that I was solicited at least once by a former resident of Garden. It isn't something I'm terribly interested in, even with a more palatable prospective partner.
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You evil witch.]
Huh
Was Eridan Ampora The One Who Solicited You By Any Chance
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while i have nothing but the fullest respect for your desire to dissuade maryam from her current course i feel that i really must interrupt on this point
if you are loathe to accept the notion of her intervention that is one thing
but tsk tsk really i thought you better than this
allow me to simply suggest dear briar rose that you really oughtnt lie to the poor girl
[his regrets are few, but agonizing.]
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My sincerest apologies, but I don't recall inviting you to participate in this conversation. Would you kindly show yourself out the way you came in and leave us to debate in peace?
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allow me to consider this request with the weight it so obviously deserves
and i have reached a conclusion
how about no
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Oh Hello There David
Would You Please Share The Details Rose Has Been Keeeping To Herself
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and is in fact resorting to outright falsehood
the gall of it is simply appalling i should say