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Ms. Tattler ([personal profile] wr_gossip) wrote in [community profile] witchesreign2012-04-26 02:40 pm

The Gossip Around Garden VI

Greetings Balamb Garden,

It seems that our lovely school has made a severe splash! And what better way to dish out the goods with a prized column from yours truly! Let the games truly begin!



If you don't know about a recent marriage that occurred here, then you're sleeping under a rock! But what's this?! Is Instructor Snow Villers chatting with the bride to be? Or is she an evil twin sister out to ruin Grell's life?! Either way, both redheads have a keen eye for hunks! Side note: Snow is unattached!!

And finally Espio is wearing pants! But how long will that streaker keep them on?!

Moving on to the Holi events, there is a plethora of juicy details! Is Kate Bishop really hitting on Instructor Shadow?! With that slingshot of hers, she's certainly allowed to aim high! Shadow may as well take on the opportunity, since Claire Farron is having secret rendezvous with Cid Raines! What a sordid web!

An odd pairing of a pastel pony named Rainbow Dash (that's really her name!) and a vertically challenged cadet of Edward Elric seems to have cropped up. The only thing they have in common is their propensity for stubbornness! But anything can happen here, all thanks to Time Compression! We're all rooting for you both! Edward better keep his eye on the skies, and not on Instructor Pinkie Pie! Instructor Champloo will easily stir-fry that little rump to perfection!

And when will Gakupo make the moves on the head of the Garden Festival Committee?! Mikuru is ripe for the taking and eager for all the things he encompasses! He'd better hurry before Instructor Snow gets involved with yet another underaged girl!

Let's all take a few steps back and observe that hot and sticky night of that bonfire that lit a fire in the pits of our bellies! Our lovely resident Queen of Hair, Rapunzel, was roasting marshmallows with Cissie King-Jones! The sticky goo of their treat is just a symbolization of what was in store later on that evening! Would Eugene mind a threesome?!

Instructor Tom strummed up a few chords with Gakupo, and they seem to make a wonderful melody! Will the screech of Instructor Sharpay Evans throw them off key?! Someone get her a tuning fork!

In our next issue, we'll try to cover those very fond couples, and some new ones! Such as the game of hard to get between Rose Lalonde and Kanaya Maryam. Love's better when one has to earn it!


Until next time, Garden!

Miss Tattler
sylphoftealdeer: (♍ » Classy)

[personal profile] sylphoftealdeer 2012-04-28 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Nope not stopping and most definitely not going away, sorry about that!]

Or Perhaps Being Friends With Karkat Has Opened My Ocular Globes To The Many Nuances Of Romance

[No, it was actually her shitty rainbow drinker trollequin novel collection.]
thorny: (彡 that you're looking out for number one)

[personal profile] thorny 2012-04-28 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
[sob sob sob why don't anyone let her drown her traitorous feelings in peace]

If you're taking romantic cues from Karkat then I suppose that being wildly off base is an experience you'll be encountering repeatedly in your endeavors.
sylphoftealdeer: (♍ » Seamstress)

[personal profile] sylphoftealdeer 2012-04-28 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Because they shouldn't be drowned, they should be cared for and nurtured! :c]

By Human Standards Perhaps But Karkat Happens To Very Knowledgeable On The Matter Of Troll Romance

Nevertheless
I Believe You Should Open Your Thinkpan To New Possibilities
It May End Up Being Very Satisfactory
thorny: (彡 hubcaps on the car)

[personal profile] thorny 2012-04-28 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
[no this is the opposite of what should be happening to them]

While I'm always an advocate for broadening one's horizons and considering new possibilities that may typically be frowned upon by the general populace, on this matter I'm afraid that I must remain adamantly opposed.

Especially with him.
sylphoftealdeer: (♍ » Classiest Vampire Ever)

[personal profile] sylphoftealdeer 2012-04-28 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Shhhh only feelings now.]

Hmm
So Your Refusal To Consider Him For Either A Matesprit Or Kismesis Is Based On His Personality And Not On The Fact That You Happen To Share The Same Genes
thorny: (彡 do you want me dead?)

[personal profile] thorny 2012-04-28 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
[nooooo she's allergic ;A;]

Our genetic similarity critically injures his already floundering case. It's rather akin to detonating fifty pounds of explosives on a rapidly sinking ship.
sylphoftealdeer: (♍ » This Is Quite Peculiar)

[personal profile] sylphoftealdeer 2012-04-28 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[Don't be silly, Rose! We'll just have to make your allergies go away by exposing you to more and more feels. It will totally work.]

I Must Admit I Am Disappointed
I Sincerely Believe That You Two Would Be A Good Match Given How Similar You Are
thorny: (彡 a girl who cannot sleep)

[personal profile] thorny 2012-04-28 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[that will just make her die. this is the opposite of what you want.]

Considering my personality you ought to know that multiplying it creates more strife than harmony. A relationship consisting of myself and another like-minded individual would be rife with conflict and cynical jabs.
sylphoftealdeer: (♍ » Interspecies Friendship)

[personal profile] sylphoftealdeer 2012-04-28 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[I don't believe you because DAVID'S LOVE WILL SAVE HER, I JUST KNOW IT]

Yes But Would You Want It Any Other Way
You Are Fond Of Challenges Are You Not
thorny: (彡 I'm pulled to the black silver ocean)

[personal profile] thorny 2012-04-28 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IF HE LIKES HER LIKE THAT GOD]

This isn't the sort of challenge that I hold any emotional regard for. I'm fonder of a thousand piece jigsaw puzzle than I am of him, particularly in this context.
sylphoftealdeer: (♍ » It's Tea Time)

[personal profile] sylphoftealdeer 2012-04-28 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[MY QUADRANT SENSES ARE TINGLING, OKAY

And speaking of quadrants...]


I See
So Do You Feel Anything Other Than Disdain For Him
Hate Perhaps
thorny: (彡 they wander through passage ways)

[personal profile] thorny 2012-04-28 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[YOU WERE NOT BITTEN BY A RADIOACTIVE CUPID, YOU HAVE NO QUADRANT SENSES]

Hate's a rather strong word, don't you think? Implying anything more than a passing annoyance would be giving him far too much credit than he's worth.
sylphoftealdeer: (♍ » Content)

[personal profile] sylphoftealdeer 2012-04-29 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
[SHOOSH IT'S A RAINBOW DRINKER THING. BECAUSE I SAID SO.]

I Dont Know If Hate Is A Strong Word For It Or Not
I Am Merely Trying To Understand What Is Happening Or Has Happened Between The Two Of You
thorny: (彡 their voices raised in song)

[personal profile] thorny 2012-04-29 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
[I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THAT UNLESS SHE CAN ALSO SHOOT WEBBING FROM HER HANDS AND CRAWL ALL OVER WALLS]

Nothing has happened in the context you're speaking of. Nothing has happened, nothing will happen, and nothing will change to make something happening a viable possibility.

The most intimate way you could describe our relationship is as vitriolic siblings - nothing more, nothing less. Very little to analyze, I'm afraid.


[this is all a bold-faced lie, but you know what? Kanaya hasn't been here for any of the squabbles that devolved into kissing, so she's going to go for it. FUCK HONESTY]
sylphoftealdeer: (♍ » This Is Quite Peculiar)

[personal profile] sylphoftealdeer 2012-04-29 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[WHAT THE HELL, CUPIDS DON'T DO THAT NO MATTER HOW RADIOACTIVE THEY ARE!]

How Do You Know Which Context I Am Speaking Of
Trolls See Things Quite Differently From Humans So I Am Merely Trying To Analyze Your Situation Through A Perspective Different From Yours

Vitriol Can Be Good
As Long As It Keeps The Animosity Going Strong Throughout Time
Perhaps A Kismesissitude Would Fit You Both


[yes well that icon tells me otherwise

too bad Kanaya can't see it. BOOO.]
thorny: (彡 try to ride out the storm)

[personal profile] thorny 2012-04-29 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[YOU'RE JUST NOT BELIEVING HARD ENOUGH

and that is exactly the point. meta shiptease, the most insidious of taunts.]


Whatever alien context you may be providing insight into, the end result still falls under a romantic subset. As I've noted to an almost irritatingly repetitive degree, I have no interest in such a thing.
sylphoftealdeer: (♍ » Classiest Vampire Ever)

[personal profile] sylphoftealdeer 2012-04-29 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[YES I AM

how dare you.]


Of Course It Falls Under A Romantic Subset
Just Not A Romantic Subset Usually Considered By Your Species Due To Your Infuriatingly Simple Definition Of Romance
In Any Case How Familiar Are You With The Concept Of Blackrom Which Is Also Known As Kismesissitude
thorny: (彡 see the local loves a fighter)

[personal profile] thorny 2012-04-29 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[NO YOU'RE NOT

sorry what were you saying i couldn't hear it over all these hot makeouts]


I believe that I was solicited at least once by a former resident of Garden. It isn't something I'm terribly interested in, even with a more palatable prospective partner.
sylphoftealdeer: (♍ » This Is Quite Peculiar)

[personal profile] sylphoftealdeer 2012-05-01 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
[I TOTALLY AM, OKAY

You evil witch.]


Huh
Was Eridan Ampora The One Who Solicited You By Any Chance

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[personal profile] tortileghostwriter 2012-04-29 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[oh god ok while he'd normally be content to let this keep going, she's leaving him a perfect opening for trolling. DAMN THE TORPEDOES, FULL SPEED AHEAD]

while i have nothing but the fullest respect for your desire to dissuade maryam from her current course i feel that i really must interrupt on this point
if you are loathe to accept the notion of her intervention that is one thing
but tsk tsk really i thought you better than this

allow me to simply suggest dear briar rose that you really oughtnt lie to the poor girl


[his regrets are few, but agonizing.]
thorny: (彡 I will never forget)

[personal profile] thorny 2012-04-29 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[somewhere in the dormitories of the Garden an echoing screech can be heard throughout the halls. it is the sound of a girl pushed far beyond the brink of frustration]

My sincerest apologies, but I don't recall inviting you to participate in this conversation. Would you kindly show yourself out the way you came in and leave us to debate in peace?

[personal profile] tortileghostwriter 2012-04-30 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
hm
allow me to consider this request with the weight it so obviously deserves

and i have reached a conclusion
how about no
thorny: (彡 there was no intellect)

[personal profile] thorny 2012-04-30 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
If you're so intent on hanging about where you're clearly no wanted I suppose there isn't anything I can do about it besides utterly ignore your feeble attempts at instigating more chaos. Do enjoy babbling to yourself.

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[personal profile] sylphoftealdeer 2012-05-01 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh hello what is this. While Kanaya's pretty sure he's mostly trolling, she has to poke him, too.]

Oh Hello There David
Would You Please Share The Details Rose Has Been Keeeping To Herself

[personal profile] tortileghostwriter 2012-05-17 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
well while i am simply far too discreet to let slip with the entire story i will say that rose is being far from upfront with you
and is in fact resorting to outright falsehood
the gall of it is simply appalling i should say