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Entry tags:
- *post type: bbs,
- *post type: gossip column,
- dc comics: cissie king-jones,
- disney animated: rapunzel,
- disney live action: sharpay evans,
- fullmetal alchemist 2003: edward elric,
- homestuck (au): david lalonde,
- homestuck: kanaya maryam,
- homestuck: nepeta leijon,
- homestuck: rose lalonde,
- homestuck: vriska serket,
- my little pony: princess luna,
- my little pony: rainbow dash,
- sonic: espio the chameleon
The Gossip Around Garden VI
Greetings Balamb Garden,
It seems that our lovely school has made a severe splash! And what better way to dish out the goods with a prized column from yours truly! Let the games truly begin!
If you don't know about a recent marriage that occurred here, then you're sleeping under a rock! But what's this?! Is Instructor Snow Villers chatting with the bride to be? Or is she an evil twin sister out to ruin Grell's life?! Either way, both redheads have a keen eye for hunks! Side note: Snow is unattached!!
And finally Espio is wearing pants! But how long will that streaker keep them on?!
Moving on to the Holi events, there is a plethora of juicy details! Is Kate Bishop really hitting on Instructor Shadow?! With that slingshot of hers, she's certainly allowed to aim high! Shadow may as well take on the opportunity, since Claire Farron is having secret rendezvous with Cid Raines! What a sordid web!
An odd pairing of a pastel pony named Rainbow Dash (that's really her name!) and a vertically challenged cadet of Edward Elric seems to have cropped up. The only thing they have in common is their propensity for stubbornness! But anything can happen here, all thanks to Time Compression! We're all rooting for you both! Edward better keep his eye on the skies, and not on Instructor Pinkie Pie! Instructor Champloo will easily stir-fry that little rump to perfection!
And when will Gakupo make the moves on the head of the Garden Festival Committee?! Mikuru is ripe for the taking and eager for all the things he encompasses! He'd better hurry before Instructor Snow gets involved with yet another underaged girl!
Let's all take a few steps back and observe that hot and sticky night of that bonfire that lit a fire in the pits of our bellies! Our lovely resident Queen of Hair, Rapunzel, was roasting marshmallows with Cissie King-Jones! The sticky goo of their treat is just a symbolization of what was in store later on that evening! Would Eugene mind a threesome?!
Instructor Tom strummed up a few chords with Gakupo, and they seem to make a wonderful melody! Will the screech of Instructor Sharpay Evans throw them off key?! Someone get her a tuning fork!
In our next issue, we'll try to cover those very fond couples, and some new ones! Such as the game of hard to get between Rose Lalonde and Kanaya Maryam. Love's better when one has to earn it!
Until next time, Garden!
Miss Tattler
It seems that our lovely school has made a severe splash! And what better way to dish out the goods with a prized column from yours truly! Let the games truly begin!
If you don't know about a recent marriage that occurred here, then you're sleeping under a rock! But what's this?! Is Instructor Snow Villers chatting with the bride to be? Or is she an evil twin sister out to ruin Grell's life?! Either way, both redheads have a keen eye for hunks! Side note: Snow is unattached!!
And finally Espio is wearing pants! But how long will that streaker keep them on?!
Moving on to the Holi events, there is a plethora of juicy details! Is Kate Bishop really hitting on Instructor Shadow?! With that slingshot of hers, she's certainly allowed to aim high! Shadow may as well take on the opportunity, since Claire Farron is having secret rendezvous with Cid Raines! What a sordid web!
An odd pairing of a pastel pony named Rainbow Dash (that's really her name!) and a vertically challenged cadet of Edward Elric seems to have cropped up. The only thing they have in common is their propensity for stubbornness! But anything can happen here, all thanks to Time Compression! We're all rooting for you both! Edward better keep his eye on the skies, and not on Instructor Pinkie Pie! Instructor Champloo will easily stir-fry that little rump to perfection!
And when will Gakupo make the moves on the head of the Garden Festival Committee?! Mikuru is ripe for the taking and eager for all the things he encompasses! He'd better hurry before Instructor Snow gets involved with yet another underaged girl!
Let's all take a few steps back and observe that hot and sticky night of that bonfire that lit a fire in the pits of our bellies! Our lovely resident Queen of Hair, Rapunzel, was roasting marshmallows with Cissie King-Jones! The sticky goo of their treat is just a symbolization of what was in store later on that evening! Would Eugene mind a threesome?!
Instructor Tom strummed up a few chords with Gakupo, and they seem to make a wonderful melody! Will the screech of Instructor Sharpay Evans throw them off key?! Someone get her a tuning fork!
In our next issue, we'll try to cover those very fond couples, and some new ones! Such as the game of hard to get between Rose Lalonde and Kanaya Maryam. Love's better when one has to earn it!
Until next time, Garden!
Miss Tattler
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security issues of a public forum and maryams meddling aside rose
We had really ought to talk about this.
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spoiler: she doesn't]I have no idea what you could possibly mean.
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For fuck's sake, Rose.
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I have no interest in delving beyond the most superficial layer of this topic, and I see no reason why I should engage in something I wouldn't otherwise touch with a ten foot pole.
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Rose, quite frankly if we don't address this now we may very well languish in this evermore complex situation for another several months.
Though I scarcely imagine it has any significance to you, I do rather wish to avoid that.
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Somehow I feel that addressing the alleged problem will do absolutely nothing to alleviate the entanglement which we seem to find ourselves in. Assuming otherwise would be putting far too much faith in you.
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Do you have any better ideas?
cause ignoring its earned us a rough sum of fuckall
if anything its yielded the opposite of its intended effect
not sure you noticed rose i know how you love your bad plans
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There's no need to cast aspersions onto my favored strategies simply because you disagree with the methodology. I'd have thought you'd be capable of grasping a simple concept like that.
As to the matter at hand, if you're going to harp upon it until I collapse from the weight of having to bear incessant nagging I suppose that I've no choice but to appease you. But don't expect anything productive to come from it.
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oh i shant make that mistake but something is certainly better than nothing
is there a meeting point you would prefer
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I suppose that you'd enjoy somewhere more public in order to press charges should the rendezvous go south.
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[he'll be there under a tree when she shows up.]
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Let's get this over with.
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As you wish.
[on purpose or not?
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Considering you were the one who pushed so valiantly for this little debacle, I suppose that you already have a beginning topic in mind to start us off down this merry road.
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Yes.
It's a rather blunt question, but I'm sure you can handle it.
[he pauses a moment, placing a hand over the bridge of his nose. deep breath.]
What the hell is going on between us?
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If I felt confident enough to hazard a guess, I suppose that a Gordian Knot of stupidity and unresolved tensions might begin to partially cover it. Personally I'd lean towards the explanation of who the fuck knows, but I don't suppose you'd find that acceptable.
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I'm inclined to agree with that partial assessment, though the latter explanation--while certainly apt--is one we really cannot continue to run with.
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[and she also doesn't intend to, so fuck you]
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[she'd like that wouldn't she]
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[wow that sure is some egotistical assuming going on there]
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action; fuck you spellcheck hamfisted is so a word
action; spellcheck does what it wants
action; spellcheck is a dick
action; DOES. WHAT. IT. WANTS.
action; it's such a bitch. and not a free one, either.
action; you're just butthurt
action; no i'm in a righteous fury
action; w/e
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