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The Gossip Around Garden VI

Greetings Balamb Garden,

It seems that our lovely school has made a severe splash! And what better way to dish out the goods with a prized column from yours truly! Let the games truly begin!

If you don't know about a recent marriage that occurred here, then you're sleeping under a rock! But what's this?! Is Instructor Snow Villers chatting with the bride to be? Or is she an evil twin sister out to ruin Grell's life?! Either way, both redheads have a keen eye for hunks! Side note: Snow is unattached!!

And finally Espio is wearing pants! But how long will that streaker keep them on?!

Moving on to the Holi events, there is a plethora of juicy details! Is Kate Bishop really hitting on Instructor Shadow?! With that slingshot of hers, she's certainly allowed to aim high! Shadow may as well take on the opportunity, since Claire Farron is having secret rendezvous with Cid Raines! What a sordid web!

An odd pairing of a pastel pony named Rainbow Dash (that's really her name!) and a vertically challenged cadet of Edward Elric seems to have cropped up. The only thing they have in common is their propensity for stubbornness! But anything can happen here, all thanks to Time Compression! We're all rooting for you both! Edward better keep his eye on the skies, and not on Instructor Pinkie Pie! Instructor Champloo will easily stir-fry that little rump to perfection!

And when will Gakupo make the moves on the head of the Garden Festival Committee?! Mikuru is ripe for the taking and eager for all the things he encompasses! He'd better hurry before Instructor Snow gets involved with yet another underaged girl!

Let's all take a few steps back and observe that hot and sticky night of that bonfire that lit a fire in the pits of our bellies! Our lovely resident Queen of Hair, Rapunzel, was roasting marshmallows with Cissie King-Jones! The sticky goo of their treat is just a symbolization of what was in store later on that evening! Would Eugene mind a threesome?!

Instructor Tom strummed up a few chords with Gakupo, and they seem to make a wonderful melody! Will the screech of Instructor Sharpay Evans throw them off key?! Someone get her a tuning fork!

In our next issue, we'll try to cover those very fond couples, and some new ones! Such as the game of hard to get between Rose Lalonde and Kanaya Maryam. Love's better when one has to earn it!

Until next time, Garden!

Miss Tattler

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[BULLSHIT]

Do you have any better ideas?

cause ignoring its earned us a rough sum of fuckall
if anything its yielded the opposite of its intended effect

not sure you noticed rose i know how you love your bad plans

[PROVE IT]

There's no need to cast aspersions onto my favored strategies simply because you disagree with the methodology. I'd have thought you'd be capable of grasping a simple concept like that.

As to the matter at hand, if you're going to harp upon it until I collapse from the weight of having to bear incessant nagging I suppose that I've no choice but to appease you. But don't expect anything productive to come from it.

[IT'S KIND OF OBVIOUS ON THE FACE OF IT]

oh i shant make that mistake but something is certainly better than nothing

is there a meeting point you would prefer

[NO YOU'RE JUST BEING RIDICULOUS]

I suppose that you'd enjoy somewhere more public in order to press charges should the rendezvous go south.

in truth ive no strong preferences on the matter one way or another

Edited 2012-05-09 03:48 (UTC)

Then I suppose that the quad works as well as any other place.

very well then

[he'll be there under a tree when she shows up.]

[she shows up after ten minutes or so have elapsed, a very thick hardcover book tucked neatly under her arm. she is ready for this to get stupid.]

Let's get this over with.

[a book of his own is tucked under his arm--Cervantes, it looks like. probably the deposition of ~TIME COMPRESSION~ one way or another. not that he hasn't read don quixote numerous times, but. details.]

As you wish.

[on purpose or not? ~~yes.~~]

[whether or not it was on purpose (although she'd err on the side of yes you tremendous douche) it makes Rose frown a little all the same]

Considering you were the one who pushed so valiantly for this little debacle, I suppose that you already have a beginning topic in mind to start us off down this merry road.

[just as keikaku]

Yes.

It's a rather blunt question, but I'm sure you can handle it.

[he pauses a moment, placing a hand over the bridge of his nose. deep breath.]

What the hell is going on between us?

[she sighs and leans against the tree, steadfastly looking out across the grass instead of at David]

If I felt confident enough to hazard a guess, I suppose that a Gordian Knot of stupidity and unresolved tensions might begin to partially cover it. Personally I'd lean towards the explanation of who the fuck knows, but I don't suppose you'd find that acceptable.

[he avoids looking at her as well--only looking enough to make sure she remains there.]

I'm inclined to agree with that partial assessment, though the latter explanation--while certainly apt--is one we really cannot continue to run with.

I don't see why not. Neither of us has come forward with any satisfactory change to the current arrangement.

[and she also doesn't intend to, so fuck you]

It's less of an arrangement and more a chaotic mess with a loose sense of proximity.

[she'd like that wouldn't she]

It works well enough, petty squabbles over exact definitions aside.

[wow that sure is some egotistical assuming going on there]

I really must disagree on that point, given that we haven't more than a foggy notion of what it actually is or what precisely is fueling it.

I can tell you now that it's not an issue I have any inclination to press. For all I care it can wander alone in the fog of obscurity for the rest of my life.

That certainly makes one of us.

[ok that makes her look over in mild surprise. she definitely wasn't expecting that.]

I can't imagine what interest it could possible hold for you.

I'm simply tired of its indefinite and exceedingly frustrating status.

I feel as if we should attempt to work out what it is.

Attempt away, but you won't get any help from me. [yes she is going to be perpetually difficult about this. FIGHT HER]

An attempt is more than either of us have given the matter so far. [yeah well he might just.]

For good reason, although I suppose that you're wholly against that stance now as well. [bring it on, she'll break your nose]

You've caught on to my dastardly plan rather quickly.

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