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[ Today, boys and girls - ladies and gentlemen, there's a new student on campus. Of course, she's still wearing her usual North High uniform (and not the regular uniform) and is walking around like a wrestler trying to find someone to fight.

Of course, she's walking around aimlessly, not even bothering to get used to her surroundings. But if she notices someone, she'll immediately make a beeline towards you with a very enthusiastic look on her face, asking (well, unless you're Mikuru, which instead she'll attempt to sneak from behind to grope you as a way of greeting!): ]

What are you, a slider? Esper? Alien? Maybe even a time traveler?! [ Yes, Haruhi is way too excited about this.

Especially since anything supernatural-related piques her interest. ]

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[bunnypassingby]

[Along wanders one Mikuru Asahina in civilian clothes (a floral dress and a cardigan), scribbling something in a small notebook...]

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[ And Haruhi Suzumiya, being the sneaky teenage she is, will come up behind and try to grope Mikuru's boobs! ]

Yooo, Mikuru-chan!

[bunnypassingby]

[Mikuru's been here a long time, long enough to take the mandatory self defense class and the elective boxing class. So the second she feels someone's hands on her unexpectedly, she whirls around, two tiny fists up.] W-who are you?! [And why do you know my name, and why are you trying to grope me?!]

[hawkette]

[Blinks several times as this strange girl starts asking excited questions at her.]

Um, technically most of us here are aliens... Yourself included.

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I guess you're right. [ Haruhi then calms down, but she's still smiling eagerly. ] But what about your universe? Where you came from!

[hawkette]

Where I came from, I was just a normal high school sophomore. [Who... moonlighted as a superhero after school.] We had aliens though, and time travelers... Not sure what an esper is, and I have no idea what a slider is other than a small hamburger, though.

[fighting4afuture]

[oh geeze suddenly small girl all up in his grill.

Also...uh, both an alien (half, anyway) and a time traveler, but he's not going to say so.]

Um...hi?

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Hi! Are you going to answer me or not? [ And she's smiling. That's never a good idea. ]

[fighting4afuture]

I'm just a human--but we're all kind of time travelers now, aren't we?

[SO MUCH LYING, TRUNKS. you should be ashamed.]

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

I am none of these things, I'm afraid. Just a demon.

[Fangs! Claws! Pointy ears! Behold the supernatural in all its open glory! The supernatural is also carrying a huge bowl of fried rice for some reason...]

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A demon? Really?! [ Okay, that excites Haruhi. Even if he's not one of the things she was initially looking for, this is fine too. ] Do you have some weird demon-like powers?

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

[He lifts a fist, which briefly catches on fire due to his burning passion for cooking.]

I am a master of the Kitchen Fist, Fire Chaos Style Art of Cooking! While that is not a feat exclusive to being a demon, it does help if you have a few thousand years to study it, which humans do not.

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Four out of four! Well done, gold star!

...well. I suppose it depends on how you define esper, and whether you need to deliberately travel through dimensions on a frequent basis to be considered a slider, so actually it could be as low as two...

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An esper is defined as someone who can move things with their mind! Or have a fourth sense. Reading minds is okay too. Like if I used zener cards, then they can figure out which one I'm thinking about!

[ There's a slight pause afterwards until she continues. ] Sliders sometimes just slip through dimensions, though I don't think it's always on purpose. It can be, though!

[timetours]

So it is four out of four! Excellent - is there a prize?

[espio]

Uh... chameleon?

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Aren't chameleons more... green? [ Haruhi tilts her head to the right. ]

[espio]

Chameleon. We change colours.

[fierybluebird]

I'm normal! Stop asking! The tail was just an illusion god damn it.

[He's also lying.]

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Then let me poke it. [ A blunt statement. ]

[fierybluebird]

It's an illusion, so that would be impossible Miss. [And gone at the moment.]

[whatwewerebornfor]

*Oh wow you're energetic. Alex just looks down at her, a bit confused by her enthusiasm.*

I'm not sure what all of those are, but I am a Realian.

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... Realian? [ A beat. ] What's that?

[nevergetscredit]

What? No, I'm not...whatever those are. Or a time traveller.

[He's just a wizard, albeit a secret one. And also one who's giving Haruhi a look that suggests he thinks she might be just a little bit mad]

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... Seriously? That's boring.