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[extraordinarily]

[ Today, boys and girls - ladies and gentlemen, there's a new student on campus. Of course, she's still wearing her usual North High uniform (and not the regular uniform) and is walking around like a wrestler trying to find someone to fight.

Of course, she's walking around aimlessly, not even bothering to get used to her surroundings. But if she notices someone, she'll immediately make a beeline towards you with a very enthusiastic look on her face, asking (well, unless you're Mikuru, which instead she'll attempt to sneak from behind to grope you as a way of greeting!): ]

What are you, a slider? Esper? Alien? Maybe even a time traveler?! [ Yes, Haruhi is way too excited about this.

Especially since anything supernatural-related piques her interest. ]

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[extraordinarily]

Of course, of course. [But wait. Haruhi remembers something that he said.] "Ingredients that can't talk back?" Does food talk back in your world?

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

Most ingredients do not, although viewed properly, all things can be ingredients! But I try to avoid cooking people who are not myself.

[extraordinarily]

Does that mean you actually used living humans as food? [Uh...

She doesn't want to become an ingredient.]

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

To understand the mind of ingredients, I had to become one, and as an Instructor in Evil Academy, I would have been ashamed to release any student as a graduate who had not undergone the same.

Don't worry. They all survived!