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[extraordinarily]

[ Today, boys and girls - ladies and gentlemen, there's a new student on campus. Of course, she's still wearing her usual North High uniform (and not the regular uniform) and is walking around like a wrestler trying to find someone to fight.

Of course, she's walking around aimlessly, not even bothering to get used to her surroundings. But if she notices someone, she'll immediately make a beeline towards you with a very enthusiastic look on her face, asking (well, unless you're Mikuru, which instead she'll attempt to sneak from behind to grope you as a way of greeting!): ]

What are you, a slider? Esper? Alien? Maybe even a time traveler?! [ Yes, Haruhi is way too excited about this.

Especially since anything supernatural-related piques her interest. ]

Comments

[nevergetscredit]

What? No, I'm not...whatever those are. Or a time traveller.

[He's just a wizard, albeit a secret one. And also one who's giving Haruhi a look that suggests he thinks she might be just a little bit mad]

[extraordinarily]

... Seriously? That's boring.

[nevergetscredit]

Do you always go around assuming that people are one of those things?

[extraordinarily]

[ Haruhi sighs, folds her arms and shakes her head. ] I never assumed anything! I just asked a question.

[nevergetscredit]

A very specific question, which you then complain about if you don't get the answer that you like.

[extraordinarily]

That's because I'm not interested in ordinary humans.

[nevergetscredit]

[Merlin gives Haruhi a suspicious look at that. Considering how magic is treated in his world, he's not that inclined to believe that people looking for people that aren't 'ordinary' always have the best intentions] ...Why?

[extraordinarily]

Because... [There's a pause between this and the next words she speaks, her eyes beaming.] It's more fun that way!

[nevergetscredit]

Right. And do the people who aren't normal agree, or is it only ever fun for you?

[extraordinarily]

I haven't met one of those people yet, actually. ... Not at home, at least.

[nevergetscredit]

Maybe you just haven't met enough normal people. Or maybe you just haven't stuck around long enough because they were too 'boring' for you.

[extraordinarily]

I've definitely met a bunch of normal people.

[And she dated some of them, too.]

[nevergetscredit]

How many of them did you actually get to know?

[extraordinarily]

I don’t know, I lost count.

[nevergetscredit]

...You try to count the people you meet?

[extraordinarily]

Not really.

[She then beams at Merlin.]

Only the ones I find totally interesting!

[nevergetscredit]

...Right.

[This girl's obviously rather strange, so Merlin decides that now is a good time to escape take his leave.]

Well, I'll leave you to go and find some 'interesting people' then.