3 // [BBS]

[windbreak]

well holidays are cool and all [...and would be cooler if they came a bit earlier and let him skip finals, but never mind that!]
tacky decorations and murderferrets aside
but
u all know what the important part of the sesason is right?
CHRISTMAS
EVE

SO? whose got plans already??
dont be shy now!

Comments

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

Do you not eat every day? Do you not grow hungry every day? To cook every day is terribly important!

[windbreak]

ohhhh i thought u meant like real cooking

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

There is only 'real' cooking! To say otherwise is to give the name of cooking to that which does not deserve it! Would you call a marinara a carbonara? Do you dare to dub a squid an octupus?!

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nnnno, but its not like itd complain much if u did?

also dude whatever point you were trying to make i cant help thinkin it got away from u a little

[And the faster he drags it back to the important points at hand, the faster he can stop having flashbacks to certain specimens of cooking that didn't deserve the name of cooking...]

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

There is no greater point! The question is if this holiday deserves a feast!

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i was gonna say with christmas eve the point is ur never gonna have enough peopel 4 that
but now idk anymore

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

People are merely one of the ingredients for a feast! To one who understand the heart of cooking, they may be brought and mixed in any desired combination!

[windbreak]

see now i dunno what to make of that either

any1 ever told u u might have a one track mind?

[Yeah, he'd know what one of those lookec like.]

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

Do you tell a man who chops potatoes and a man who fillets salmon that their jobs are identical!? To cook is to live! To know the passion of cooking is to take passion in living! Can a mind devoted to the very act of living be considered one-track?!

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thats a yes right
i mean if were talking very acts of living its not the first act ID think of

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

Your every moment of life is spent combining ingredients into a blend of tastes! Do you not see that failing to cook your ingredients properly leads to a rubbery, tasteless life?

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what does that even mean???

[...he asks, not because he can't guess, but because he barely had to.

Even besides that, though - he and the microwave have a pretty good thing going, thanks! Metaphor that, you big jerk!]

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

If you are with a beautiful woman, do you fling ketchup at her? No! That is the wrong pairing of ingredients, and the resulting dish will be terribly nasty! If you have a treasured childhood possession, do you deep-fry it? No! Such a treatment would spoil its flavor and leave it crunchy! You must cook properly for a proper life!

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so it IS a inuendo!

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

You are focusing on the temperature of the oven and leaving the rest to jumble itself together!

[windbreak]

well

[What if he tried to frame it in a way the guy would understand...?]

maybe some girls
like ketchup???

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

While that may be true, you do not have the skills to recognize when it is appropriate to hurl it in their face!

[windbreak]

when would it EVER be approprate!??

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

You say it is obvious, and yet you would willingly commit such an act! By failing to understand the heart of cooking, you risk splattering condiments at every turn!

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but yuoure the only one cooking ANY women! why does MY [lack of] cooking have to come into anything??

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

If you knew how to properly combine ingredients for splendid taste, would not the ingredients that are you and a woman have been combined long ago?

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wat the hell dude u dont know that!?

[Ooh, way to hit a guy with decidedly unsettling metaphors while he's down...]

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

A true cook knows the heart of ingredients. Your heart speaks to me as surely as an artichoke heart!

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ARTICHOKES DONT DATE!!

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

And dates neither choke nor do art! What seems obvious can be easily obscured, yet a broth that is cloudy has better taste than one in which all its flavor has settled to the bottom!