3 // [BBS]

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well holidays are cool and all [...and would be cooler if they came a bit earlier and let him skip finals, but never mind that!]
tacky decorations and murderferrets aside
but
u all know what the important part of the sesason is right?
CHRISTMAS
EVE

SO? whose got plans already??
dont be shy now!

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see now i dunno what to make of that either

any1 ever told u u might have a one track mind?

[Yeah, he'd know what one of those lookec like.]

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

Do you tell a man who chops potatoes and a man who fillets salmon that their jobs are identical!? To cook is to live! To know the passion of cooking is to take passion in living! Can a mind devoted to the very act of living be considered one-track?!

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thats a yes right
i mean if were talking very acts of living its not the first act ID think of

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

Your every moment of life is spent combining ingredients into a blend of tastes! Do you not see that failing to cook your ingredients properly leads to a rubbery, tasteless life?

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what does that even mean???

[...he asks, not because he can't guess, but because he barely had to.

Even besides that, though - he and the microwave have a pretty good thing going, thanks! Metaphor that, you big jerk!]

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

If you are with a beautiful woman, do you fling ketchup at her? No! That is the wrong pairing of ingredients, and the resulting dish will be terribly nasty! If you have a treasured childhood possession, do you deep-fry it? No! Such a treatment would spoil its flavor and leave it crunchy! You must cook properly for a proper life!

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so it IS a inuendo!

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

You are focusing on the temperature of the oven and leaving the rest to jumble itself together!

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well

[What if he tried to frame it in a way the guy would understand...?]

maybe some girls
like ketchup???

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

While that may be true, you do not have the skills to recognize when it is appropriate to hurl it in their face!

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when would it EVER be approprate!??

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

You say it is obvious, and yet you would willingly commit such an act! By failing to understand the heart of cooking, you risk splattering condiments at every turn!

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but yuoure the only one cooking ANY women! why does MY [lack of] cooking have to come into anything??

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

If you knew how to properly combine ingredients for splendid taste, would not the ingredients that are you and a woman have been combined long ago?

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wat the hell dude u dont know that!?

[Ooh, way to hit a guy with decidedly unsettling metaphors while he's down...]

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

A true cook knows the heart of ingredients. Your heart speaks to me as surely as an artichoke heart!

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ARTICHOKES DONT DATE!!

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

And dates neither choke nor do art! What seems obvious can be easily obscured, yet a broth that is cloudy has better taste than one in which all its flavor has settled to the bottom!

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oh god your doing this on purpose now arent u

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

Have you ever cooked anything by accident?

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can we go back to were u were gonna literally cook some women for a holiday nobody specially cooks for
I think i liked that part better after all.