[BBS] monsters are not food

[espio]

Word of advice:

Don't eat bite bugs. They make you sick.

And if you've already made yourself sick by eating bite bugs, don't be an idiot and do it again just in case it turns out better the second time around.

[TRANSLATION: Guess who's managed to make himself ill? He really shouldn't be trying to eat things that can shoot poison at you in the first place, but hey - when bugs look like food to you, those things look rather interesting.

He might as well try to make himself feel better by trying to gross out Min and the other Trepies.]

Comments

[haha_steelguard]

Practicing being an Instructor, huh?

[espio]

Well, I guess it is a useful lesson. First day, intermediate martial arts, "don't eat the monsters, kids, they're bad for you."

Kind of a shame, really. There's so many monsters, you'd think they'd have the decency to be edible.

[haha_steelguard]

You'd think they'd cover that in the basic course. I'd like to think no one ever suffered because I didn't mention it myself... but, here we are.

[espio]

They probably think it's common sense.

[redcinemareel]

Idiot.

[espio]

Oh, you think?

The nausea seems to be doing a better job of telling me that, I gotta say.

[redcinemareel]

This Garden is full of non-poisonous food, and you chose bugs to eat.

[espio]

I get peckish in hot weather. And anyway, technically, I'm supposed to eat bugs.

[wrnpcs]

EWWWWWWWW

why would you even do that??? :(

[Alas, one of the Trepies has discovered the BBS.]

[espio]

[JUST AS PLANNED. No, really, he hoped to get such a response.]

Like I told Grell up there, hot weather makes me hungry! Bugs are convenient.

[wrnpcs]

Only if you're gross! >|

that's so disgusting!!!

[espio]

There's a shiny new thing called "nature." Sounds like you're not too familiar.

[gogoghostpowers]

Wow! How did they taste?

-Danny

[espio]

Honestly? Not that bad, but I don't think humans would appreciate it.

[gogoghostpowers]

Oh. I guess that makes sense.

Are you not human?

[espio]

Nope! And unlike most of the non-human population lately, I'm not a troll either.

[fierybluebird]

I bet I could eat them.

[... No Marco that wasn't a dare. His wife will kill him.]

[redcinemareel]

Don't. Even. Jest.

[Ew, bug breath.]

[fierybluebird]

What joke? I'm serious.

[Okay, no he's not. But come on, freaking out Trepies? It's a worthy cause!]

[redcinemareel]

You're not kissing me with that mouth if you do!

[espio]

Go on, then.

[fierybluebird]

Is that a dare?

[BBS]

[cigardog]

[Super facepalming.]

Idiot. And they actually let you graduate.

[espio]

Old man. And they actually let you take classes.

[cigardog]

It was more like extended department training.

And watch your tongue, no matter how long it is.