[BBS] monsters are not food

[espio]

Word of advice:

Don't eat bite bugs. They make you sick.

And if you've already made yourself sick by eating bite bugs, don't be an idiot and do it again just in case it turns out better the second time around.

[TRANSLATION: Guess who's managed to make himself ill? He really shouldn't be trying to eat things that can shoot poison at you in the first place, but hey - when bugs look like food to you, those things look rather interesting.

He might as well try to make himself feel better by trying to gross out Min and the other Trepies.]

Comments

[haha_steelguard]

Sure, but it looks like there's one or two in every crowd that needs the warning, right?

[espio]

In my defense, I'm pretty much designed to eat bugs. It's just that most non-sentient bugs are too small to make a meal, and I prefer other food anyway. I'll just try to avoid poisonous ones.

[haha_steelguard]

I'm pretty sure that even so, 'bite bugs' fall under the 'never eat anything bigger than your head' rule, don't they?

[espio]

You eat cows.

[haha_steelguard]

After they've been cut into smaller-than-head-sized portions!

[espio]

Are you suggesting I swallowed one of those monstrosities whole?

[haha_steelguard]

I'm no biologist, but don't chameleons have really long tongs that lash out and haul things back in? I was thinking it went like that.

[espio]

Yes, that's right. But I DO have a sense of scale.