[BBS] monsters are not food

[espio]

Word of advice:

Don't eat bite bugs. They make you sick.

And if you've already made yourself sick by eating bite bugs, don't be an idiot and do it again just in case it turns out better the second time around.

[TRANSLATION: Guess who's managed to make himself ill? He really shouldn't be trying to eat things that can shoot poison at you in the first place, but hey - when bugs look like food to you, those things look rather interesting.

He might as well try to make himself feel better by trying to gross out Min and the other Trepies.]

Comments

[fierybluebird]

[THINKING THIS OVER. Well he can't get sick but can he actually carry other germs? He's pretty sure he can't, but he does like thinks nice and clean because he's a bird and therefore, a bit fussy.]

True, but I still think it counts.

Come on, just a little? Not even to freak out the cadets?

[redcinemareel]

If you do, I'll be avoiding you for a month or until you thoroughly sterilize your mouth.

[fierybluebird]

A MONTH!?

I would sterilize right away, is that enough?

[redcinemareel]

There wasn't a typo.

I'll have to supervise or perform the sterilization myself.

[fierybluebird]

What? Come on Kitten, I think you can trust me to brush my teeth appropriately.

[redcinemareel]

Have you even done that before?

[fierybluebird]

Twice a day thank you very much. I'm not Ace.

[redcinemareel]

...very well. But I'm still supervising.

[fierybluebird]

Suit yourself.

Or I could just avoid eating them all together.

[redcinemareel]

I know you, dearest. You're going to meet this idiotic challenge.

[fierybluebird]

It depends, Espio doesn't seem to be too interested though, eh.

[redcinemareel]

I still don't trust either of you alone for a minute.

[fierybluebird]

Fine. You can make sure my mouth is clean later.