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[vocaloidiot]

Kaito has levelled up! At punching things. In the face.
   Gained +52 Suave!
   Gained +38 Mental Resilience!
   Gained +24 Defence!
   Gained +35 Attack!
   Learned Ice!
   Learned Using Yourself As A Freezer!
   Gained +2 Skills He Wasn't Designed For!
   Gained +14 Asimov-like Questions About The Nature Of Robot Morality As Regards Physical Trauma In Facial Regions!
   Lost -3 -4 Members of Family! :(

That last one is totally the most important part, by the way. Feel pity for me.

Comments

[derped.livejournal.com]

... at least they're home, right? Hopefully.

I miss Luka, sometimes. I can't imagine what it'd be like for you when you two were way closer.

[vocaloidiot]

Haaah, I'll cope. If anything, I'm the most stable of the lot! It's a good job you didn't see Miku when Luka wasn't around.

[derped.livejournal.com]

You make it sound so easy to get over it...

[vocaloidiot]

Well, of course it's pretty weird. But there's not really a whole lot I can do about it, after all. Locking myself up in a cupboard won't magically realign the universe and bring them back, right?

[ready-set-fire.livejournal.com]

Punching things in the face is a valuable skill. Congrats.

[vocaloidiot]

Sure, but the sci-fi novels say I should be self-destructing or something, now! It's all pretty tricksy.

[ready-set-fire.livejournal.com]

That's stupid. Just keep focusing more on the punching and less on the self-destructing.

Can't do everything a book says, right?

[vocaloidiot]

Well, it's not like it's an instruction manual per se. It's more like 'ROBOTS SHOULD NOT HARM FLESHY MAN-THINGS'.

[macgyvered.livejournal.com]

Aw, your fam left.

I'll miss them they were fun.

[vocaloidiot]

Haah, well, they're home safe, at least...

[macgyvered.livejournal.com]

Still lonely without your family around though innit.

I got no Roadroller but all my siblings say I do good beatings if you like.

[vocaloidiot]

I'll have you know I do good beatings now, too! I punched dinosaurs. In cranial areas.

[fierybluebird]

At least they aren't dead.

[vocaloidiot]

Right, but 'somewhere across the multiverse' isn't particularly warm comfort. At least my timescale's totally different to a normal human, I guess.

[fierybluebird]

Immortality then?

[vocaloidiot]

I don't know! At the very least, we need a whole heck of a lot less servicing than humans at times.

[xiiicard.livejournal.com]

It's not a replacement, but you could always meet new people to help with not having your family here.

[vocaloidiot]

Well, true, there's that. It's still kind of a culture shock thing, if that even applies to me.

[xiiicard.livejournal.com]

Why wouldn't culture shock apply to you?

[heartlinks.livejournal.com]

Sorry about your family...

But, congratulations on levelling up!

[vocaloidiot]

Ah-- well, it's better than it sounds. They just went home.

[heartlinks.livejournal.com]

That's a relief to hear. It must be lonely though.

[eggplantallergy]

I wasn't aware you couldn't punch anything in the face, Kaito.

Ah, so I've noticed they weren't around. Quite sorry to hear that. I do hope they return...but that sounds a bit cruel... I hope they're safe and happy.


-Gakupo

[vocaloidiot]

Well, that's why I've been learning!

[eggplantallergy]

I hope you're learning about hitting in other places, too. You'll get predictable otherwise.