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[vocaloidiot]

Kaito has levelled up! At punching things. In the face.
   Gained +52 Suave!
   Gained +38 Mental Resilience!
   Gained +24 Defence!
   Gained +35 Attack!
   Learned Ice!
   Learned Using Yourself As A Freezer!
   Gained +2 Skills He Wasn't Designed For!
   Gained +14 Asimov-like Questions About The Nature Of Robot Morality As Regards Physical Trauma In Facial Regions!
   Lost -3 -4 Members of Family! :(

That last one is totally the most important part, by the way. Feel pity for me.

Comments

[eggplantallergy]

I wasn't aware you couldn't punch anything in the face, Kaito.

Ah, so I've noticed they weren't around. Quite sorry to hear that. I do hope they return...but that sounds a bit cruel... I hope they're safe and happy.


-Gakupo

[vocaloidiot]

Well, that's why I've been learning!

[eggplantallergy]

I hope you're learning about hitting in other places, too. You'll get predictable otherwise.

[vocaloidiot]

You can't underestimate the power of a punch to the face!

[eggplantallergy]

Others would say the same about kicks and other violent means, I think. Be prepared.

[vocaloidiot]

I'll be fine, I'll be fine! It's not like I'm easy to stop.

[eggplantallergy]

So I've heard.