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[vocaloidiot]

Kaito has levelled up! At punching things. In the face.
   Gained +52 Suave!
   Gained +38 Mental Resilience!
   Gained +24 Defence!
   Gained +35 Attack!
   Learned Ice!
   Learned Using Yourself As A Freezer!
   Gained +2 Skills He Wasn't Designed For!
   Gained +14 Asimov-like Questions About The Nature Of Robot Morality As Regards Physical Trauma In Facial Regions!
   Lost -3 -4 Members of Family! :(

That last one is totally the most important part, by the way. Feel pity for me.

Comments

[derped.livejournal.com]

I guess that's a good way to look at it. And at least...

[Really, Rion's probably sadder thinking about it than Kaito is. This is more for his benefit than Kaito's.]

At least they don't have to worry about T-Rexaurs back home, I bet. All the offworlders seem really surprised by them.

[vocaloidiot]

No way, I've gotten pretty used to those, actually! They're not too bad once you know where to aim. Something about a couple hulking tons of robot punching them really puts them off.

[derped.livejournal.com]

Oh.

... you know what I meant.

[... herp. Maybe Rion should quit while he's ahead.]

[vocaloidiot]

Hahah, you need to worry less! Besides, I'll be fine. Eidetic memory coupled with a distinctly weird lifespan coupled with the fact that clearly even robots can get home, right? It's only a matter of time, if you look at it that way.

[derped.livejournal.com]

You always look at the bright side of things. :)

[vocaloidiot]

Learning how to store ice cream inside myself helps. This 'magic' stuff is pretty nifty.

[derped.livejournal.com]

[This is gonna take Rion a bit to process.]

What?

[vocaloidiot]

Cooling systems! I'm now a walking fridge when I need to be.

[derped.livejournal.com]

Oh -- with Ice? That's really useful, I guess, though... wouldn't that be kinda weird?

[Rion is imagining reaching into his body to pull out some ice cream. It's not an enticing image.]

[vocaloidiot]

Well, sometimes it feels a little weird, but then if I get depressed about it all I have to do is ... have a snack. It's self-fulfilling!