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[vocaloidiot]

Kaito has levelled up! At punching things. In the face.
   Gained +52 Suave!
   Gained +38 Mental Resilience!
   Gained +24 Defence!
   Gained +35 Attack!
   Learned Ice!
   Learned Using Yourself As A Freezer!
   Gained +2 Skills He Wasn't Designed For!
   Gained +14 Asimov-like Questions About The Nature Of Robot Morality As Regards Physical Trauma In Facial Regions!
   Lost -3 -4 Members of Family! :(

That last one is totally the most important part, by the way. Feel pity for me.

Comments

[vocaloidiot]

I can't do that! It's Asimov's Fourth Law. 'Thou shalt not spoil sweet special moves.'

[macgyvered.livejournal.com]

Wait they programmed you guys with the Three laws. Really.

[vocaloidiot]

Well, no, but they're the closest we've got to baseline ethical judgements before the AI kicks in properly.

[macgyvered.livejournal.com]

That is so cool.

You got a special move now eh.

[vocaloidiot]

I call it the ancient mystical art of 'getting punched by a couple-ton robot's metal fist really hurts, who needs knuckledusters'.

[macgyvered.livejournal.com]

Could call it 'How Kaito Got His Groove Back' maybe.

Last I saw you was a bit of a punching bag after all.

[vocaloidiot]

Well, there's only so much you can do when you get that bored and mopey.

[macgyvered.livejournal.com]

Awww. Now now nobody wants a sad robot.

[vocaloidiot]

Well, at any rate, I'll cope! After all, having to wait around long-term doesn't mean nearly as much to me as it does to anyone else. At least the twins didn't get split up, or Luka and Miku.

[macgyvered.livejournal.com]

Thats an awfully awfully bleak silver lining you got there just saying.

Glad you're okay though. I wouldn't know what to make of you when you're sad.

[vocaloidiot]

Hey, I'll be fine! I am pretty much the most sane and balanced of all of them, trufax.

[macgyvered.livejournal.com]

Suuuuure you are.

[vocaloidiot]

It's true! Look, the twins have all kinds of codependancy issues and then you get Miku kind of hanging off Luka's arm. Cute and all, but she's not so hot at the whole 'learning new things' stuff.

[macgyvered.livejournal.com]

She's a creature of simple pleasures that Miku is.

[vocaloidiot]

Hahaha, it's pretty true! Not a bad thing, right?