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[It's that time of year again. Where it is encroaching upon Grell's birthday, she's up in arms about Homecoming, and Marco has no ideas for either. Well, some ideas, just not good ones.]

[So you know what?]

[Fuck it!]

[Marco is hiding out in phoenix form munching squash seeds.]

[Actually, this is not his typical phoenix form. You see normally, he's almost indistinguishable from the world's phoenixes except for being blue and sparkly. This time, it looks like someone bred a horrifying combination of a chocobo and a peacock.]

[Yeah. Not pretty.]

[Marco even shares some of his seeds with the chocobo around them as he asks them for advice. It doesn't go well.]

This is what I get for asking non-homicidal birds, yoi. [Hey, who said that?] I mean... wark. [Deadpan.]

[Later on the BBS this mysterious post will appear (as well as sparkly fliers throughout the halls):]

Attention all SeeD and cadets, this is a very important announcement!

DO NOT THROW AWAY YOUR PUMPKIN SEEDS.

They are edible and delicious, and should only ever be planted or devoured.

If you have no interest in roasting them for yourself, see Marco SeeD rank 11 for a 500 gil reward for every pound of seeds you bring, thank you.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Not many, but some.

Remember that whole jack'o'lantern thing some islands do? A lot of people forget that the pumpkins and squash they're carving are edible vegetables too. Besides, it's about harvest time for squashes, even on Foodvalten.

Oh. Never really paid attention But this time of year is when the big fish come in on the current. Only need like two or three and im good for the whole shitty day Good times

Eh, really?

How big are we talking about? Like bigger than you big, or big enough to feed Ace big?

Haha no, not that big. Marlins an' tuna, feedin' on anchovies. Net a few and bring em in for ya if you want. Dont think about it much anymore since yall got the cafeteria

If you do, I've got about seventeen recipes I could try on them. I'm sure Thatch has quite a few as well. And cafeteria or not, I don't think even two cooks are enough here to feed Ace.

Damn shame burning them all up the way yall do. Lose their newtrients Bring ya some from now on tho. Just tell me when ya want me to stop

I'm not good enough to do sushi, but you can ask Thatch.

Think if i catch a shark hed do sashimi? Got a bunch a them swimming round two. Aint the big white shitbiters though just little ones. Still. Getting kinda uppity with me. Need to teach em a lesson. Little bastards