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witchesreign2013-10-19 04:59 pm
fierybluebird) wrote in witchesreign2013-10-19 04:59 pm
[Action] / BBS
[It's that time of year again. Where it is encroaching upon Grell's birthday, she's up in arms about Homecoming, and Marco has no ideas for either. Well, some ideas, just not good ones.]
[So you know what?]
[Fuck it!]
[Marco is hiding out in phoenix form munching squash seeds.]
[Actually, this is not his typical phoenix form. You see normally, he's almost indistinguishable from the world's phoenixes except for being blue and sparkly. This time, it looks like someone bred a horrifying combination of a chocobo and a peacock.]
[Yeah. Not pretty.]
[Marco even shares some of his seeds with the chocobo around them as he asks them for advice. It doesn't go well.]
This is what I get for asking non-homicidal birds, yoi. [Hey, who said that?] I mean... wark. [Deadpan.]
[Later on the BBS this mysterious post will appear (as well as sparkly fliers throughout the halls):]
Attention all SeeD and cadets, this is a very important announcement!
DO NOT THROW AWAY YOUR PUMPKIN SEEDS.
They are edible and delicious, and should only ever be planted or devoured.
If you have no interest in roasting them for yourself, see Marco SeeD rank 11 for a 500 gil reward for every pound of seeds you bring, thank you.
[So you know what?]
[Fuck it!]
[Marco is hiding out in phoenix form munching squash seeds.]
[Actually, this is not his typical phoenix form. You see normally, he's almost indistinguishable from the world's phoenixes except for being blue and sparkly. This time, it looks like someone bred a horrifying combination of a chocobo and a peacock.]
[Yeah. Not pretty.]
[Marco even shares some of his seeds with the chocobo around them as he asks them for advice. It doesn't go well.]
This is what I get for asking non-homicidal birds, yoi. [Hey, who said that?] I mean... wark. [Deadpan.]
[Later on the BBS this mysterious post will appear (as well as sparkly fliers throughout the halls):]
Attention all SeeD and cadets, this is a very important announcement!
DO NOT THROW AWAY YOUR PUMPKIN SEEDS.
They are edible and delicious, and should only ever be planted or devoured.
If you have no interest in roasting them for yourself, see Marco SeeD rank 11 for a 500 gil reward for every pound of seeds you bring, thank you.
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I had a contest with Espio once, but for some reason it freaked everyone out, and Grell refused to kiss me.
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Yah bro i dont get it. Bugs aint my thing but theres fish that eats em and fish that eat them fish and evenshully they die or get eaten and turned to shit and the bugs eat that so really its not as atroshus as people make it out. Giving lifes a good way to die.
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You'll make a good biology professor.
And nah. Phoenixes are pretty docile. It's hard to even do much damage as a bird. But damn do I get murderous with too much blood. Zoans man, what can you do? You know how it is.
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Yah. I dont know bro is it really that hard to keep it in yer skin? Like really some peoples always dripping and you just try to hold yer breath or soemthing cuz damn. Dont make me want to do dumbass things and i wont. You know?
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I just prefer to do the dumbass things anyway. Saves on restraint I don't have.
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Not with you, of corse. But in general
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Humans are weird, yoi. You can probably ask about playing rough with Grell, she can't even pretend to be interested in people if they are gentle.
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