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[It's that time of year again. Where it is encroaching upon Grell's birthday, she's up in arms about Homecoming, and Marco has no ideas for either. Well, some ideas, just not good ones.]

[So you know what?]

[Fuck it!]

[Marco is hiding out in phoenix form munching squash seeds.]

[Actually, this is not his typical phoenix form. You see normally, he's almost indistinguishable from the world's phoenixes except for being blue and sparkly. This time, it looks like someone bred a horrifying combination of a chocobo and a peacock.]

[Yeah. Not pretty.]

[Marco even shares some of his seeds with the chocobo around them as he asks them for advice. It doesn't go well.]

This is what I get for asking non-homicidal birds, yoi. [Hey, who said that?] I mean... wark. [Deadpan.]

[Later on the BBS this mysterious post will appear (as well as sparkly fliers throughout the halls):]

Attention all SeeD and cadets, this is a very important announcement!

DO NOT THROW AWAY YOUR PUMPKIN SEEDS.

They are edible and delicious, and should only ever be planted or devoured.

If you have no interest in roasting them for yourself, see Marco SeeD rank 11 for a 500 gil reward for every pound of seeds you bring, thank you.

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I'm not good enough to do sushi, but you can ask Thatch.

Think if i catch a shark hed do sashimi? Got a bunch a them swimming round two. Aint the big white shitbiters though just little ones. Still. Getting kinda uppity with me. Need to teach em a lesson. Little bastards

....are you serious, Namur?

[What the actual...]

Why wouldnt i be? Little shits are looking for a fight and its a shame to waste the meat

That's very unappetizing, and says quite a lot about your eating habits.

What did you think i ate?

I never gave much thought on what you ate, to be honest.

So whats the big deal?

Didn't you have this conversation with someone else not that long ago?

Oh THATS what your diving at? Yah not interested sis

I thought as much.

What conversation?

And Kitten, sharks eat sharks all the time. Merfolk believe fish are friends not food, but such a thing isn't often sustainable for a large portion of reality.

Back when that dude in trabia or wherever was eating offworlders and everyone was freaking out Technikly aint an issue anyway since no one round heres a fishman