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[manslut]

Heh, been a while since I've been around this place. Gotta say that it hasn't changed at all, other than the faces that are wandering about.

So, Garden, mind telling me if I've missed anything interesting in my time away? I can't be out of the loop on these things.

And while we're at it, for those who don't know me, the name's Reno. Not Sir. Not Mr. Not Mr. Reno. Just Reno, got it? While I'm here I'm going to be teaching two little classes starting next quarter. One of them is about making shit explode, how to make things that make shit explode, and how to diffuse things that make shit explode. If you got sensitive ears or can't handle the way I talk, then don't bother. The second one is for those of you going towards Covert-Ops, the class is specifically for that type of thing. I may not look or sound like the person who can teach that, but I'm one of the best.

Any questions?

[Later on, about mid-afternoon, Reno is hanging about the cafeteria. His feet are propped up on one of the tables, mag-rod lazily hanging from his left hand. He seems calm enough right then, the place being relatively deserted at this time of the day, meaning it's quiet for once.

An unlit cigarette dangles loosely from his lips, not seeming to be too upset about the fact he can't really smoke inside.]

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[incinerare]

[Roy walked into the cafeteria, giving the redhead an amused look. Heading over toward the table that Reno was steaded at, he stood beside it, shaking his head at the way the man was lounging with his feet on the table.]

Welcome back. Making yourself right at home I see.

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[manslut]

[Originally Reno was going to huff at the voice, moving to turn and look at who had decided to interrupt his quiet time. Though he paused before his mouth would form the sharp words, recognizing that face rather quickly.

A grin spread across his face, removing the cigarette for the time being.]

Hell, there's no reason for me not to when they begged me to come teach in this place. How've you been? Last I heard you were off doing some mission or some shit like the rest of us.

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[incinerare]

[Roy snagged a chair and brought it to rest beside the table. Sitting down he gave the other man an amused look.]

I've been decent, same old, same old. Yeah, I was off being nosy and keeping my ears open for a while elsewhere. I'm surprised they actually let you in the same room as a group of students, let alone actually teach them. [Have some trolling, Reno.]

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[manslut]

[Well, at first he was quite fine and following him, leaning right back in his chair again. A glance was made upward, slightly amused that some things just never seem to change.

Until the trolling, rude.]

Believe it or not, Pony, I actually can teach when I actually give enough of a shit to. Wasn't second in command of an elite group for nothin'. Besides, they're makin' me teach them to make and use explosives and to be sneaky little shits. My specialty.

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[incinerare]

[Roy just gives the other man a somewhat amused smirk at the nickname.]

I think I'll have to see this to believe it. When are your classes?

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[manslut]

Not until next quarter, unfortunately. But I guess that gives me some time to get settled in and get all my shit together again.

[A bit of a pause, tilting his head a bit to the side to regard the man. Jeeze, why do you remind him of his superiors sometimes, Roy.]

What the hell're you teachin' in this place? You sure as fuck aren't any more qualified to teach a bunch of little shits than I am.

[incinerare]

Physics and Chemistry actually. I'm certainly more qualified than you to teach those subjects. I had to learn chemistry and a number of other things before I could even learn how to do some of the tricks I have up my sleeve.

[He pauses a bit after that and graces Reno with another amused look.]

I don't think you've ever seen just what those tricks are... if you want I can show you sometime.

[laughafterme]

RENO HI! WHERE ARE YOU?! I'm so glad you're back!! :D

[manslut]

[Oh good lord, he doesn't even have to look at the number to recognize that by tone and font.]

Right now I was heading towards the cafeteria, I expect a nice welcome back from you, Pinks.

[laughafterme]

[Good ol' Reno! :D]

Be there in a jiff!!

[She's going to arrive some time later on her pogo stick, looking around for him. With hair like his, it doesn't take long for her to spot him and bounce on over.]

I FOUND YOOOUUUU!

[She gets plenty of stares before she hops off that pogo stick and makes a bee line for him.]

[manslut]

[Hah. He should have never thought there'd be quiet in this place, not with her and others around anyway. He was just in the middle of debating lighting up as that voice comes across, quickly removing the cigarette to avoid accidentally choking on it with laughter. The looks on those poor faces from that yelling and her bee-lining for him, it's amazing.]

Took ya long enough. [Though he's smart and actually going to stand in case she decides to tackle him or something in said bee line.]

[laughafterme]

[Probably a good thing to do, since she gives intense hugs!]

There was traffic from classes being let out! [There should be a lane for pogo sticks.] Did you just get here?! Are you hungry?

[She does pull away, giving him an evil eye Fluttershy would be envious about.]

...are you still smoking? That's not good for you!

[manslut]

[His memory is luckily good enough to remember! For once.]

Been here a few hours, was gettin' used to the layout of this place and where they stuck my bunk at.

[A relief when he's let go of, but oh god that look. Ahaha.

Just.

Going to grin sheepishly at her, holding the offending object up.]

It's not lit now, is it? [Not now, anyway. But it will be soon, but he can lie.]

[laughafterme]

[POINTS AT HIS NOSE WITH A DETERMINED FINGER!!]

THEY'RE DANGEROUS, RENO! DANGEROUS!!

[BBS]

[morphitudinous]

Homecoming's coming up again. The students are thrilled, of course, and many of them are campaigning for places on the court.

There's nothing particularly critical going on at the moment. Just the usual mundane excitement that comes with occasional monster attacks.

[BBS]

[manslut]

Yeah, yeah, homecoming. Another thing I couldn't give two shits about, figures that I pick such wonderful timing to come back and deal with that brand of special bullshit.

How're you doing, by the way? No one's made you insane yet, I'm hoping?

[morphitudinous]

I think it's avoidable? Just don't draw too much attention to your avoidance of it. And some of our fellow Garden-mates can be pushy.

Not yet! The class is better than I expected. Yours too?

[manslut]

Tch. Didn't say I wouldn't vote, kinda don't want Pinkie pestering me about IR.

Dunno yet. Mine haven't started up yet. But, hell, I'm sure I'm already considered insane.

[morphitudinous]

That's wise. I wouldn't want to face Pinkie Pie either.

Right, the training! I forgot. But you 'll be fine. That's what training is for, right? To smooth out the kinks.

bbs.

[guidethesun]

Yea. I've got one. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

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[manslut]

Ain't alive anymore. Got any other questions, smart-ass?

bbs.

[guidethesun]

Much as I hate to nag, there are little impressionable kids in the academy who don't need to learn bad word number two, three, and six, just yet.

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[manslut]

And none of them are gonna be in my classes yet, so I got no fucks to give, kid.

Besides, there's fights and we're trained to fight and kill. You telling me you're not worried about that but instead by my cursing? Your priorities are questionable.

bbs.

[guidethesun]

I'm a librarian. By the way, let me bring your checkout record up. Any fines to pay.

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[manslut]

Not gonna find shit, I don't read the shit the library's got.