witchesreign | 001 [BBS + Action]

Heh, been a while since I've been around this place. Gotta say that it hasn't changed at all, other than the faces that are wandering about.

So, Garden, mind telling me if I've missed anything interesting in my time away? I can't be out of the loop on these things.

And while we're at it, for those who don't know me, the name's Reno. Not Sir. Not Mr. Not Mr. Reno. Just Reno, got it? While I'm here I'm going to be teaching two little classes starting next quarter. One of them is about making shit explode, how to make things that make shit explode, and how to diffuse things that make shit explode. If you got sensitive ears or can't handle the way I talk, then don't bother. The second one is for those of you going towards Covert-Ops, the class is specifically for that type of thing. I may not look or sound like the person who can teach that, but I'm one of the best.

Any questions?

[Later on, about mid-afternoon, Reno is hanging about the cafeteria. His feet are propped up on one of the tables, mag-rod lazily hanging from his left hand. He seems calm enough right then, the place being relatively deserted at this time of the day, meaning it's quiet for once.

An unlit cigarette dangles loosely from his lips, not seeming to be too upset about the fact he can't really smoke inside.]

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Hey, now. I also do cov-ops missions. And have a one of a kind weapon.

I'm sure the ladies appreciate it very much.

More than your's, bookworm.

That's a good thing, since my girlfriend would definitely have an issue with me and other ladies.

Aww, ain't that cute. How're you liking life with no balls?

What are you talking about? There's no ball shortage in Garden. I was in the Rec center the other day and saw a whole horde of balls. Oh boy. The Dodgeball Kids won't be happy.

... Don't play stupid, I invented that damn tactic.

You're darn right I'm going to play stupid! I'm not telling those kids that their equipment is gone. Have you seen the tall guy? He gives that Turnip Loving guy the creeps! Not happening. You're telling them.

You have to be the most idiotic person I've had the displeasure of talking with. Go cry to your girlfriend and let the big boys play, huh?

Good luck with the dodgeball team.

[ and then later on, when it's all said and done...Eugene will have stuffed forty dodgeballs in Reno's office. ]

[And he'll be wondering how the hell he managed that one. But he can respect a prankster to that extent.]

[and then this was the best thread ever.]

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