[BBS / Action]

[wittybanter]

[ ACTION ]
[ Danny is flying around looking down at the letter that he had received just a few moments ago. Okay so... by some work of some powerful sorceress he's been brought here to be in this military school as a cadet? It sounds sort of like one of those dreams that are really actually nightmares. Except you can't wake up from it. And the things about powers. Okay, maybe he should be flying around--

CRASH.

Okay where did this tree come from.

He collides right into the tree, falls down a few branches, and eventually hits the ground. On his face. Okay. If he wasn't half-ghost that could have reaaally hurt. Moreso than it did. ]

[ BBS ]

Can anyone here explain this place? At all?

Comments

[wittybanter]

[ Okay the Earth Ponies make sense but ]

So... you ponies can control both the seasons and and weather?

[elementofloyalty]

And Princess Celestia raises the sun, and Princess Luna raises the moon.

[wittybanter]

[ Danny put his hand to his forehead. Just... what? ]

You not serious, are you?

[elementofloyalty]

Ask Princess Luna herself, if you don't believe me!

[wittybanter]

She's here? At this school?

[elementofloyalty]

Yeah, she's an Instructor. Doesn't handle the moon raising around here... I guess that takes care of itself somehow.

[wittybanter]

Uh well... it takes care of itself back home too.

[ Because the moon goes around the earth as the earth goes around the sun or something like that. ]

[elementofloyalty]

Well, that's why this place AND your home are both Capital C Crazy! No offense.

[Rainbow can you really just make saying stuff like that better by saying 'no offense'?]

[wittybanter]

My home is crazy? No offense but a world ruled by ponies sounds crazy to me.

[elementofloyalty]

Yeah, well, a world ruled by humans is just as weird to us ponies, so what's your point?

[wittybanter]

Well.. uh, You can't just go out and call my world crazy just because it's different!

[elementofloyalty]

I'm not calling it crazy just because it's different. I'm calling it crazy because it's different in a totally crazy way! I mean, how do you get by not knowing when spring will start? Or when it rains too much, or not enough?

[wittybanter]

Spring starts [ officially ] March 21st. When it rains too much everything is really humid and moist and when it rains too little we're in a thing called a drought. I don't see a problem!

[elementofloyalty]

Yeah, and droughts are bad, right? Floods are bad, right?

[wittybanter]

Well.. Yeah, but it's not something that we can control.

[elementofloyalty]

But if you had ponies to take care of your weather, you wouldn't have those things.

[wittybanter]

We do have ponies! Just not... Pegasus ponies.

[elementofloyalty]

And that's why your weather is a total mess.

[wittybanter]

I thought it was because of this thing called Global Warming.

[elementofloyalty]

Thing called what now?

[wittybanter]

It's uh.. [ How to explain it ] what scientists are calling the increase in the temperature.

[elementofloyalty]

So... your world is actually getting hotter?

[wittybanter]

Yeah. Something like that. Though a lot of people think it's just some whacked out theory.

[elementofloyalty]

...wouldn't it be kinda obvious? I mean, it's getting hotter.

[wittybanter]

It happens gradually. So... we notice when one day is hotter than the other but we don't notice the whole world getting hotter. I guess it's why people think it's a hoax.