BBS & Action

[fierybluebird]

[Marco will have a giant sign in the cafeteria wishing Espio the Chameleon a Happy Birthday and there's a cake under it. There are also pirate party hats and candy; feel free to have some. There's even a message on the BBS:]

Hey everyone still using the old computers! Today is Espio's birthday, so if you see him in the hall, be sure to give him a big hug and say Happy Birthday!

[And then he will help "rescue" his brother from all the commotion he created in the first place. It'd be diabolical if it wasn't so ridiculous.]

Comments

Re: BBS

[fierybluebird]

I could always go into hiding this time.

Re: BBS

[espio]

Because that'll last.

Re: BBS

[fierybluebird]

Oi oi. What's with this lack of faith in me? I've been outrunning cops since before you were born.

Re: BBS

[espio]

Are you saying you wouldn't miss me?

Re: BBS

[fierybluebird]

All right, all right. I would.

You still won't be able to do much to me.

BBS

[espio]

I would if you had any sense of shame.

Re: BBS

[fierybluebird]

I don't. Totally shameless, so you're kind of screwed matey.

BBS > Action

[espio]

We'll see.

[For now, though, he's going to just abandon the BBS, in favour of escape! ...specifically, escape in the Ragnarok and fly somewhere.

...not that he actually has permission to use it. Oh, he requested it, and knows it's not in use today, but he requested it on the weekend. They haven't gotten to it yet.

Thus the attempted sneakiness around the hangar wherever the hell it is Garden puts their spaceship anyway.]

Action

[fierybluebird]

[He is totally already sitting in the co-pilot's seat. Because it's the last place anyone would ever look for him sine they all know how bad he is at driving.]

Re: Action

[espio]

[Cue wtf expression from lizard. Who... yeah.]

And what are you doing there?

Re: Action

[fierybluebird]

Hiding from my angry brother. It's his birthday. Shhhh, he'll hear you.

[It's frightening how he can do this crap in perfect deadpan.]

Re: Action

[espio]

Oh, har.

How did you know I was coming up this way?

Re: Action

[fierybluebird]

[Waves a hand.]

Lucky guess. More like I figured this would cut you off at any escape route.

Re: Action

[espio]

Because the Ragnarok is my only method of escape?

Action

[fierybluebird]

Only best, other than myself, of course.

Re: Action

[espio]

Well, yeah. Best. Sure.

[Plonks himself in the pilot seat. And, just because Marco's there, he procures one of those party hats. Don't ask why he brought one on board.]

Action

[fierybluebird]

[BEAMS AT THE HAT.]

See? I know you'd like those.

Re: Action

[espio]

This is for you.

[Because Rule #1 when dealing with Marco: he is always there. He may react with surprise at this in more ridiculous situations, but by now Espio has learned this as just plain fact.

But all is not lost. He pulls out another hat. From inside the first one.]

This is mine.

[He doesn't put it on his head though. He hangs it on the seat.]

Re: Action

[fierybluebird]

[Steals the hat Espio places down and wears it himself.]

Fine fine. What happens now birthday man?

Re: Action

[espio]

Some pre-flight checks [poking at all the things] and then I get this ship out of here before the faculty look at the paperwork.

Re: Action

[fierybluebird]

Oh? Are we hijacking it? Goodie! It's been years since I hijacked anything!

Re: Action

[espio]

We're borrowing it! Just... not with quite as much permission as Garden would like.

Re: Action

[fierybluebird]

What, do they require you sign it out in blood or something?

Re: Action

[espio]

[Have a look.]

It's a bit more boring than that. They don't seem to look at requests on the weekend - mine's not gone through.

Action

[fierybluebird]

You're right. That's totally boring bro. [Have a look back.] I got all excited for nothing.