two ❖ the fourth wall | action

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[And today, Balamb Gardeners – whether you’re here because the fourth wall broke or you’re here because you’ve always been here, there is going to be one Haruhi Suzumiya roaming around in a bunny outfit, hunting down people she knows or doesn’t know randomly!

And she’ll shout from the top of her lungs one word:]

… Hello!

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[adventuredog]

[ Forgive schmorgive, he's a magic talking dog what more do you want ]

Me? Mysterious? Naw, I'm pretty much an open book.

... But not a lame book like a... thesaurus or something.

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Really?

[She'll ask this curiously.]

Can you do anything other than just talk...?

[adventuredog]

Oh, you kiddin'? I can do all sorts of stuff. Like... oh, oh, check this out!

[ He takes a step back, as if to make room ]

Here I go!

[ Is this what you expected ]

[extraordinarily]

[Haruhi would normally be deadpan at this kind of thing, but instead… she’s the opposite.]

That’s amazing! A talking dog who knows how to dance!

[adventuredog]

Girl, I don't just know how to dance - I am dance incarnate.

[ He stops though, because clearly if he doesn't he'll spontaneously create a crazy party right here on the spot - and now probably isn't the time for that, so. ]

Oh hey, have you seen a dude named Finn around? He's all humanlike, white hat, green backpack, pretty sick beatboxer?

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There’s a bunch of humans here, but… I haven’t seen him.

[Haruhi knows people by name, so. Yeah.]

He might be around here, though!