two ❖ the fourth wall | action

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[And today, Balamb Gardeners – whether you’re here because the fourth wall broke or you’re here because you’ve always been here, there is going to be one Haruhi Suzumiya roaming around in a bunny outfit, hunting down people she knows or doesn’t know randomly!

And she’ll shout from the top of her lungs one word:]

… Hello!

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[bloomnobly]

[You have one (1) Yuyuko.]

Hello, yourself, Miss!

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Hi! Are you new here?

[…Even though Haruhi hasn’t met everyone, she’s met plenty of people already.]

[bloomnobly]

[She floats over to Haruhi YES, FLOATS. STRAIGHT THROUGH THE SOLID OBJECTS IN HER WAY.]

I believe so! This doesn't look like Gensokyo at all, unless Yukari's done some remodeling. Do you know what this place is?

[bunnypassingby]

[WHY ARE YOU WILLINGLY WEARING THAT

[Mikuru, sitting on a bench with a textbook on her lap, just stares at Haruhi and her bunny suit, utterly appalled and slightly disturbed that she has an outfit so similar to her own. Her own which she regained in an event and then gave away because she certainly didn't want it.]

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[BECAUSE IT ATTRACTS ATTENTION

And Haruhi notices Mikuru and smiles mischievously at her, grinning from ear to ear. That’s never a good sign.]

Yoooo, Mikuru-chan~!

[bunnypassingby]

... Hi, Suzumiya-san. [SORRY, MIKURU DOES NOT KNOW YOU WELL ENOUGH FOR A -CHAN.]

Did you come here with...that? [Meaning the outfit! Because Mikuru does not want to think about there being a store in Balamb that sells them.]

[adventuredog]

[ This is not a person.

This is a dog.

And it's the best dog ever. ]

Hey, how's it shakin'?

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[It better be the best dog ever.

Or else Haruhi won’t forgive him.]

I was looking for the mysterious! Or pretty much anything that’s… different. You're a talking dog, so you seem special!

[adventuredog]

[ Forgive schmorgive, he's a magic talking dog what more do you want ]

Me? Mysterious? Naw, I'm pretty much an open book.

... But not a lame book like a... thesaurus or something.

[mother_gawful]

[Hey Haruhi, have you met your CBT instructor in person yet? She'll just be over here. Not approving.]

Child, whatever are you doing?

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[...Obviously not.]

Attracting attention!

[tiptoetotomorrow]

[Enter a red dinosaur-dragon thing, looking at the outfit with nothing but innocent curiosity.]

Hi~! Wow, you're the biggest bunny I've ever seen.

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Tsk, tsk, tsk.

[Even though Haruhi is quite amused at this situation, she’ll shake her head disapprovingly.]

That’s because I’m not a bunny! I’m a bunny girl!

[elementofloyalty]

Hey there... what's with the costume?

[That's from a flying pony. So take THAT question as you will...]

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I’m trying to attract attention!

[She grins mischievously.]

[pumpkinmagic]

[Have a kitten with a witch like hat staring up at you.]

That looks cute! Where did you get it?

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I bought it on the internet.

OKAY. I'M HERE.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

... Hi.

don't be such a dick!!! also is kyon mayfield-verse or canon?

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K- Kyon?

[SUPER SURPRISED]

You're here! I mean, um... penalty! You're late!

[thegreatsaiyaman]

[There is a smiling young man waving at you. He acts like he knows you, but from where?]

Oh Haruhi! How are you? Where the heck are we?

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… Who are you?

[She folds her arms, but shakes her head.]

That doesn’t matter. This is Balamb Garden.

[magicianofwords]

[ Hey Haruhi, have a Keiichi ]

Hey there!

Nice bunny outfit. Is Angel Mort having a bunny girl theme this month or something?

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There's no Angel Mort here.

[Haruhi shakes her head in disappointment.]

Anyway, I'm trying to find really important people!

[life_is_megas_wonderful]

*And you shall receive an equally loud:*

HIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

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Yo, Tsuruya! You're here, too? When did you get here?

[Haruhi is too excited. She's found three people from back home already.]