http://paradoxdestined.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] paradoxdestined.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] witchesreign2011-09-01 12:27 am

BBS/Action

How do you get rid of animals?



[Today you will find Squall sitting outside in the Quad. Why? It might have something to do with the crowd of animals gathering around him. Birds, deer, mice, cockroaches, there's even a few grats from the Training Center. None of them seem violent, pressing in around Squall like a cat looking for a good pet. Speaking of which all those illegal cats in B-Garden? Yeah you might see a few of those too.

Squall looks like he's reaching his limit though. Standing up he slashes his arm through the air.]


GO HOME!!

[...Nothing happens. In fact the animals press in closer. Sitting back down on a bench he just puts his head in his hands. What'd he do to deserve this...]

((ooc: For the super power event Squall's power is animal magnetism. Good luck dragging those cats away.))

[identity profile] redforehead.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
Well, good! I like them too! On my plate, that is. Ha ha ha...

[A few of the cats' ears prick towards him, and then they're following... to leap at him in fury. Rival predators or protectors? Who knows.]

AAAH!!! Get off me!! I didn't mean it! Cabbage all the way! Ow!

... stop laughing at me! [Sokka points an accusing finger... nope, not at Squall. At the birds.]

[identity profile] redforehead.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
[He glowers toward the throng of animals once Squall's peeled the cats away, tiny scratches all over his arms and face.]

Thanks. You're a lifesaver.

[Entirely deadpan... but then he's flinging his arms in the direction of the animals again.]

Yeah, okay, so! How about leaving this guy alone? He's, uh... well, he has stuff to do! And stuff.

[The cats flat out ignore him, swirling around Mr. Gloomy's legs. A couple of the birds fly away. A cockroach laughs at him. YES. A COCKROACH.

The others stay.

Hey, just because he can talk to them now doesn't mean they'll actually take him seriously...
]

[identity profile] redforehead.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I've always been able to talk to them. [He nods his head sagely.]

...but now they actually answer back! Imagine that! [Sokka lets out a burst of laughter at his own, erm, fortune... and promptly makes another attempt to coax the animals away.]

Go on, go find some other guy with a gun-sword to harass! Some of you could really use a bath, anyway. [Holding his nose.] I mean, euuugh! Have you smelled yourselves lately?