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[paradoxdestined.livejournal.com]

How do you get rid of animals?



[Today you will find Squall sitting outside in the Quad. Why? It might have something to do with the crowd of animals gathering around him. Birds, deer, mice, cockroaches, there's even a few grats from the Training Center. None of them seem violent, pressing in around Squall like a cat looking for a good pet. Speaking of which all those illegal cats in B-Garden? Yeah you might see a few of those too.

Squall looks like he's reaching his limit though. Standing up he slashes his arm through the air.]

GO HOME!!

[...Nothing happens. In fact the animals press in closer. Sitting back down on a bench he just puts his head in his hands. What'd he do to deserve this...]

((ooc: For the super power event Squall's power is animal magnetism. Good luck dragging those cats away.))

Comments

[fierybluebird]

You don't.

Some people eat them though.

:|

[Yeaaaah thank Damian for teaching Marco that emoticon. All overuse ever on BBS.]

[paradoxdestined.livejournal.com]

I don't want to eat them. I just want them to go away.

[...And I guess Squall is sitting in a classroom surrounded by animals LMFAO idek sob]

BBS

[fierybluebird]

Put food far away?

[coolsprite.livejournal.com]

[ Jadesprite has found herself liking the open-air garden; it must be a bird thing or something, but she's there a lot of the time now. Today's no different. ]

What's with the zoo?

[paradoxdestined.livejournal.com]

[...Well. That's a new one. True to form though he will not stare. ...At least any more than he ever does at strangers, what is being social.]

...They just started following me. I can't get them to leave.

[kyuukyuukyuu.livejournal.com]

Animals? Like bunnies?

[paradoxdestined.livejournal.com]

[Looking... yeah he guesses there are some bunnies in there lmfao.]

Yeah. And other thing.

[hotpinkwhirlwind]

Oh, you too?

[And here comes Sharpay, with a matching menagerie. Indeed, seeing Squall's, some of the mice buddy up. Hey man, haven't seen you in ages.

[The animals make way for Sharpay as she cuts through them to join Squall on the bench.]

Have they started trying to help you yet? [She's genuinely interested. Someone going through the same hell as she is?]

[paradoxdestined.livejournal.com]

[Staring. Ohgod.]

...Yeah. They tried to do my paperwork earlier.

[THAT WAS SPECIAL...]

Has this been going on long for you?

[tromba-d-aria.livejournal.com]

[Well, you didn't scared off the animals, but you have managed to scare this kid who happened to just passing by instead.]

I... I-I'm sorry...

[paradoxdestined.livejournal.com]

[Staring, wh-whoops.]

Not you.

[... ... ...Picks up a kitty and holds it out, PEACE OFFERING? he fails at this...]

[yellowzippers.livejournal.com]

[Selphie pops in out of no where like the ninja she is.]

AWWW! Squall, you got some little cuties with you! What are their names?

[paradoxdestined.livejournal.com]

...Don't know. I didn't ask.

[Is that sarcasm? Never...]

[whiplashings.livejournal.com]

... I wasn't aware you were such an animal person, Squall.

[Yes, Quistis is standing off to the side with a stack of paper in her arms. She's trying not to look too amused, but it's rather difficult.]

[paradoxdestined.livejournal.com]

... ... ...

[It doesn't help when a bird lands on his head and starts chirping happily.]

There's something strange going on.

[He is forever Captain Obvious.]

bbs;

[burntglory.livejournal.com]

when you start signing your posts

bbs;

[paradoxdestined.livejournal.com]

And you are?

[redforehead.livejournal.com]

Gee, maybe if you ask them nicely, they'll go away!

[Sokka can't help but snicker as he walks by. Except then... a couple of the deer turn around and stare at him. In fact, he could swear they're giving him a "totally not impressed, you sarcastic idiot" sort of expression.]

What!? What are you looking at?!

[Sokka, with the power of HEART. (Or at least, the animal communication aspect of it.) GO PLANET!!]

[paradoxdestined.livejournal.com]

[...] Maybe they like you.

[Take them Sokka. TAKE THEM ALL... asdl;fjk sob]

[freewolfmoon.livejournal.com]

[That cat that was, a moment ago, nuzzling up to Squall? Suddenly there's a gauntlet-covered hand reaching to grab the poor thing by the scruff of the neck and rather roughly deposit it several feet away.]

Do you often find your authority so challenged, commander?

[paradoxdestined.livejournal.com]

[Looking up at that. That question. ... ... ... Why does he get the feeling everyone's expecting a lot of him and he's just not measuring up like always. Oh well.]

I won't make anyone do anything they don't want to do.

[So. ...Yeah kind of sort of. FFFF.]

It's Fenris, right?

[wingsofvirtue.livejournal.com]

[ Doggie!!!! ]

Hello there! I'm Colette. What's your name? You don't have one? Hmmm... With that fur and those ears, I think you look like a Caidy.

[ Colette scratches it behind the ears. The dog barks and wags its tail, panting. ]

It's nice to meet you, Caidy!

[paradoxdestined.livejournal.com]

[Sh-should he interrupt this? Maybe if he's quiet she'll just take it away. Um... ... ...silence over here FFFFFFF he'll just. Stay. Like he's been, yeah his plans are the best.]

[bbs]

[kat-asks-later.livejournal.com]

Ah...Commander, should I take it by that question that you've suddenly availed yourself of some...extra baggage?

[That might explain where some of her kittens have gone...]

If I can be of assistance, you merely need to ask.

-Katsura Sunarrow

[bbs]

[paradoxdestined.livejournal.com]

If you know anything about getting rid of cats. [...] Or deer. I'd appreciate it.