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[redcinemareel]

Attention Ladies of the Garden,

We've approached freedom, and we all want to have a wonderful time having fun~. But, we women should always protect ourselves in this new environment. We're beautiful flowers who should not be trampled upon!

So just keep these points in mind:

1. Never, ever introduce yourself first. Men come to us, don't they? It's only fair that they give their name first too.

2. Check guys for fashion coordination. If they can't figure out that not all patterns go together, they aren't worth our precious time.

3. Stay moisturized. No one likes dry skin.

4. If a man asks your age, you tell him 'I can't marry you', because only your husband should know such vital information! The same goes for weight.

5. If he offers to pay, let him. You can make it up to him later~.

6. Woman's intuition is never wrong. Trust it!

7. Above all else, stay beautiful! Who doesn't want to feel their best? Maintain proper maintenance, and you'll dazzle!

Of course there's so much more, but these are the basics any woman should know. Questions? Leave them here? Adoration? That goes here too~!


From one concerned woman,
Grell ♥

Comments

[redcinemareel]

Are you asking me out on a date~?

[bendthis.livejournal.com]

[He's laughing as he's typing.]

You're too old for me.

1/IDEK

[redcinemareel]

2/?

[redcinemareel]

...Sokka...

3/4

[redcinemareel]

I know it's you.

DONE

[redcinemareel]

Don't make me find you, Villager Boy!

ROFLMAO

[bendthis.livejournal.com]

It's not Sokka it's Marco. You have beautiful hair and are very thin.

OMG SOKKA~ XD

[redcinemareel]

Imitating my firebird won't help you.

Don't hate the playa hate the GAME

[bendthis.livejournal.com]

I'm not imitating anyone. I have blonde hair that kind of makes me look like a pineapple and think you have nice. cheekbones.

PFFFFFFFFFFFF XD

[redcinemareel]

You're bringing yourself closer to the inevitable.

Cease while you can.

[bendthis.livejournal.com]

I don't even know what you're talking about.

You're young and gorgus.

Action

[redcinemareel]

...you leave me with no choice.|

[Concentrates on finding the brat before flickering out of sight, only to appear behind the poor boy. Disregard of the rules? Sure~.]

Ahem.

Action

[bendthis.livejournal.com]

[Sokka is typing, his tongue stuck between his teeth...'A thin and rare flo]

AHHH!!!

[He jumps about three feet in the air, landing half on the computer terminal, eyes wide.] DON'T DO TH--

Oh. Grell. Ah haha... you see...

I was just looking up my grades! To see if our study sessions worked, right? [Is pounding on the terminal behind his back to try and get his unfinished sentence off the screen.]

Action

[redcinemareel]

Is that so, little brother~? [Crosses his arms with a mischievous smile.]

And the results? [Ge's toying with Sokka now.]

Action

[bendthis.livejournal.com]

[Sokka's staring at that creepy smile.] Results? Huh? Oh didn't get there yet that's such a shame okay gottagobyebye. [Aaaaannd he'll just try to slip away now~]

Action

[redcinemareel]

[Grabs onto Sokka's collar and brings him back to the seat, that smile never wavering.]

What's the rush? Find the grades...now.

Action

[bendthis.livejournal.com]

[Grell is so scary. And Sokka doesn't even know how to find the grades...]

I'm... so glad you're here! [Sokka clears his throat and puts on his best charming smile.] Because you're so much better than me at the computer! I really--uh--really need your help, Grell! I couldn't find the grades on my own, being just a simple villager boy.

[Have Sokka puppy eyes! Behold the power!]

Action

[redcinemareel]

[D'awwww! Look at the cute eyes! How could Grell say no to that? He laughs lightly.]

Fine then, I'll work my magic. [Wiggles his fingers for emphasis.

He turns the chair and...sits atop Sokka, across his lap, so he doesn't run away, and types. Grell hums in concentration for a few moments before his face brightened up.]

Oh, look! We did alright~!

[fierybluebird]

I have better lines than that, eh.

[bendthis.livejournal.com]

THEN WHY DON'T YOU TEACH ME THOSE????

[fierybluebird]

Because it's not just knowing the right thing to say, it's knowing the right timing. If you botch it in advance insulting a woman two seconds earlier, they're not going to be that soothed by flattery since it'll just sound like you're saying it because you're scared, eh.

[bendthis.livejournal.com]

I AM scared of Grell!

[fierybluebird]

Yeah, but that doesn't mean you want to let her know that. In this case, it's too late and obvious to fix, so just go with it. But with other women, try not to let them know too openly they're scary. They'll just go on a power kick with it and terrorize you.

[bendthis.livejournal.com]

[This last piece of advice does make a lot of sense. Katara's just like that.]

Uh, well. It worked out okay in the end. Grell didn't really terrorize me she just maybe sat in my lap she just ended up checking our grades.

[fierybluebird]

She sat in your lap? Way to go man.