Grell Sutcliff ([personal profile] redcinemareel) wrote in [community profile] witchesreign2010-07-26 04:00 am

[BBS/Action]

Attention Ladies of the Garden,

We've approached freedom, and we all want to have a wonderful time having fun~. But, we women should always protect ourselves in this new environment. We're beautiful flowers who should not be trampled upon!

So just keep these points in mind:

1. Never, ever introduce yourself first. Men come to us, don't they? It's only fair that they give their name first too.

2. Check guys for fashion coordination. If they can't figure out that not all patterns go together, they aren't worth our precious time.

3. Stay moisturized. No one likes dry skin.

4. If a man asks your age, you tell him 'I can't marry you', because only your husband should know such vital information! The same goes for weight.

5. If he offers to pay, let him. You can make it up to him later~.

6. Woman's intuition is never wrong. Trust it!

7. Above all else, stay beautiful! Who doesn't want to feel their best? Maintain proper maintenance, and you'll dazzle!

Of course there's so much more, but these are the basics any woman should know. Questions? Leave them here? Adoration? That goes here too~!


From one concerned woman,
Grell

[identity profile] bendthis.livejournal.com 2010-07-27 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[This last piece of advice does make a lot of sense. Katara's just like that.]

Uh, well. It worked out okay in the end. Grell didn't really terrorize me she just maybe sat in my lap she just ended up checking our grades.
fierybluebird: (looking good)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2010-07-27 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
She sat in your lap? Way to go man.