Grell Sutcliff ([personal profile] redcinemareel) wrote in [community profile] witchesreign2010-07-26 04:00 am

[BBS/Action]

Attention Ladies of the Garden,

We've approached freedom, and we all want to have a wonderful time having fun~. But, we women should always protect ourselves in this new environment. We're beautiful flowers who should not be trampled upon!

So just keep these points in mind:

1. Never, ever introduce yourself first. Men come to us, don't they? It's only fair that they give their name first too.

2. Check guys for fashion coordination. If they can't figure out that not all patterns go together, they aren't worth our precious time.

3. Stay moisturized. No one likes dry skin.

4. If a man asks your age, you tell him 'I can't marry you', because only your husband should know such vital information! The same goes for weight.

5. If he offers to pay, let him. You can make it up to him later~.

6. Woman's intuition is never wrong. Trust it!

7. Above all else, stay beautiful! Who doesn't want to feel their best? Maintain proper maintenance, and you'll dazzle!

Of course there's so much more, but these are the basics any woman should know. Questions? Leave them here? Adoration? That goes here too~!


From one concerned woman,
Grell

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[identity profile] bendthis.livejournal.com 2010-07-27 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sokka swallows a big lump in his throat and does not think about the fact that he's noticed Grell actually smells good.

I love Suki, I love Suki, I love Suki.
]

O-okay...

Action

[identity profile] bendthis.livejournal.com 2010-07-27 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Does Sokka make a bit of a face at the way Grell mopes so obviously over Marco? Of course not! He has a girlfriend!...

Back in another world.
]

It would be neat to see something outside of the Garden. I bet the towns here are really amazing. [No his hands ARE NOT on Grell's hips.






Okay maybe they are but that's only because he has nowhere else to put them! Please, as if.
]

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[identity profile] bendthis.livejournal.com 2010-07-27 01:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Beach??]

Beach party! That is EXACTLY what we need!

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[identity profile] bendthis.livejournal.com 2010-07-27 01:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Uh... Is this a trick question?]

My underwear?

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[identity profile] bendthis.livejournal.com 2010-07-27 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[And just that fast, Sokka's a tad self-conscious. He flaps his hands at her to get her away from his hair and pulls out his tie to run fingers through the snarls, thank you very much.]

Why? What else would you swim in?

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[identity profile] bendthis.livejournal.com 2010-07-27 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Well we don't have swimsuits where I'm from. That's impractical, carrying around an extra thing just to swim in. It's only water.
Edited 2010-07-27 15:37 (UTC)