[BBS/ Action]

[om_nom_namur]

[BBS]

Tuesday/thursday morning biology 101 students i got your tests graded and im working on your papers. Ha! You guys are funny. Did good on your tests but youre papers suck. Seriously yall need to come talk to me or instructor enpecee cuz i dont think a single one of yalls got a damn clue what we been talking about. Aint got an office tho so im set up here on the beach. Bring something to drink and something to write with and we'll get ya up to speed.

[Action]

[As promised in the BBS post, Namur can be found chilling in a big hammock strung up between two trees. The papers he's in the process of grading are piled in a folder with a rock dropped on top to keep them from blowing away, the ones already graded in a similar folder. He's got his laptop and a couple text books in the hammock with him, one he's using as a hard backing to write on, a few bright red pens scattered over the lot, and a couple of water bottles in a pile at the foot of one of the trees. Yes, he's wearing the shades Thatch gave him for his birthday. Do feel free to come and bother him for fish caught in a net puns whatever reason. He'll appreciate it.]

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*BOTHER*

[fionna_time]

[She was BORED Namur, and can you blame her? All she did lately was study or sometimes do some crazy junk with Pinkie Pie, who was awesome. She had to bug someone!]

Hey. Hey. Hey Namur. C'mon, let's doo something!

[om_nom_namur]

[Namur's brow knit in the center.]

Maaaan I'm never goin' t' get these damn things done.

[He doesn't sound very annoyed though.]

What up, Fionna? Got somethin' in mind?

[fionna_time]

YEAH! Anything dude! We gotta have fun! You don't wanna grade papers all day, do ya?

[om_nom_namur]

[Snerk.]

Anythin' ain't all that helpful, girlie. Y' want t' dance, go find some shits t' fight, go for a swim, what?

[Meantime, he's making a few more marks on the paper he was grading. Or maybe he'd been bored shitless and forgot what he was reading and had just started doodling instead. Whatever.]

[fionna_time]

[Fionna places a hand over his papers and set them aside].

Man, we should spar! I'll be fun!

[om_nom_namur]

[He lets the papers go without protest, and grabs a full water bottle to drop on top so they don't blow away.]

I'm bait for a fight. Want t' use GFs or jus' pound on each other the old fashioned way?

[fionna_time]

Old fashioned man! I can't really drive yet...

[She looks a little sheepish about that].

[om_nom_namur]

[Namur takes off his shades and sets them with the rest of his stuff under the hammock, then cocks his head to both sides as he stands, arms wide.]

A'ight, girlie. Have at.

[fionna_time]

Ha! I wasn't born yesterday fish guy! You just want me to mash my mitts so I can't fight you anymore! YOU take the first hit!

[om_nom_namur]

[She's a fast little sucker, he remembers that. But okay, he'll give. He slings his arm back and plows it forward as if aiming to sucker punch her face. But the blow never collides, because instead Namur is using that fist as a pivot in the sand, swinging his legs around quick as the glint of sunlight on scales to sweep her legs out from under her.]

[fionna_time]

[Oh, she was ready, willing to duck the hit and-

CRUD.

She falls off her feet, mumbling Ooo curses, but kicks herself right back up, and now she's going on the offensive, for a open palmed hot to the shoulder].

[om_nom_namur]

[He swings around to face her, kicking up sand with his outstretched foot. The open palmed shot he blocks with an open palm of his own, and a chuckle.]

High five!

[Then he wraps his webbed fingers around her hand, turns her momentum across his chest, and slams their fists into the ground. He knocks her sideways with his shoulder, then lets go of her hand and takes a step back.]

Move with yer momentum, even if someone changes it on y'. It's like a current that'll guide y' where y' want t' be, so long as y' know how t' navigate it.

!

[fionna_time]

[Whoa, what? Now there was sand in here eyes, and he was laughing at her! No way she was going to take this lying down!

Of course, the knock DID leave her dizzy, but she shook it off, huffing].

No more teaching, man! I'm not gonna make the same mistake!

[Probably just some new ones as she dropped quickly for a hit to the feet].

[om_nom_namur]

[He takes the hit, but kicks her easily, since she's right there.]

[:|]

Really?

[Nope, that wasn't half a snicker.]

[fionna_time]

[She slides back, obviously dinged and scraped in the leg. Does that make her stop or recoil? No way! She's still Fionna!

Fionna is already moving quickly, high in the air and coming with an over arch strike!]

[om_nom_namur]

[Namur hits the ground with a muted "oof!" After her previous two attempts, he wasn't expecting a hit with that much force. He rolls to his feet, laughing.]

Now THAT'S more like it! Gimme all y' got!

[fionna_time]

[Fionna hit the ground hard, but not as badly as she would have several months ago. Thanks to all the boxing and rock climbing classes, the girl had learned to keep better balance, and now it was about time she gave Namur a grin and came at him with several polarizing hits to the mid section.]

[om_nom_namur]

[Fionna doesn't have nearly enough mass to bother Namur with straight forward attacks, especially if he can see them coming. He steps to the side and throws a long arm around Fionna's shoulders, wrapping her up into a headlock. He digs his knuckles into the top of her head- bunny hat and all.]

Thought y' said y' weren't goin' t' make the same mistake twice. Y' sure y' don't want tips?

[fionna_time]

[Fionna could do nothing but growl-and now you were about to see exactly what happened when she was caught by someone. She was flailing, scrambling about, kicking and trying to budge out of his grip. It hurt, of course, with knuckles digging into her scalp.]

N-no way dude! I'll...find ...a way...outta this! HURRR!"

[She just manages to get her foot inbetween his legs, kicking straight for the calf].

[om_nom_namur]

[alskdjlaksjd well at least her aim wasn't a bit higher, or Fionna would have seen what it looks like when Namur cries manly tears of pain and betrayal.

As it is, he grunts as her foot connects, and his leg gives out beneath him. He throws his elbow out to take the weight of his fall so that he won't crush her beneath him, and the hand that had been digging into her head he wrapped around to cushion her instead. Namur grunts again, louder, as he hits the sand.

If she thought he'd panic and let her go just to try and not smush her, she's sadly mistaken. He's a good guy, really, but not incredibly considerate. And they are wrestling. She's not going to win that easily.]

[fionna_time]

Raggh!

[Ok, in trying to cushion her, you may have actually goose her by mistake. Either way, Fionna's hat flew off now, so she actually looks sort of serious now. Granted, she really wasn't angry, just concentrated. She was still not going to let him keep he hold, and reared her legs back to pop right back up].

[om_nom_namur]

[Quick as a- whatever that furry thing is. Her hat suits her.

Namur grabs one of her ankles pulls, twisting just enough to make it hurt if she resists- and he imagines she will.]

[fionna_time]

[Yup, that's her all right!

He grabs her ankles, so of course she tried to trip him up with her other leg, although he starts to definitely put pain into it, she grimaces and keeps on trying to break the hold].

[om_nom_namur]

[Hard to trip when you're already on the ground. But if she won't go down, he'll just have to get up. Hope Fionna's wearing a skort, or at the very least clean underwear. Namur ain't looking, but someone else might happen along right as he gets to his feet and dangles her upside down.]

Had 'nuff, smolt?

[fionna_time]

[Well this was undignified. Now she was hanging completely upside down, and while she wore a skort half of the time, this was not one of those times. Fionna DID happen to have clean underwear, but that detail was not going to take away the shame off showing it at all in the first place. She gritted her teeth and swung her left foot down hard at his neck, desperate to get out.

So yeah, answer was pretty much no].