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witchesreign2013-08-15 02:01 pm
om_nom_namur) wrote in witchesreign2013-08-15 02:01 pm
[BBS/ Action]
Tuesday/thursday morning biology 101 students i got your tests graded and im working on your papers. Ha! You guys are funny. Did good on your tests but youre papers suck. Seriously yall need to come talk to me or instructor enpecee cuz i dont think a single one of yalls got a damn clue what we been talking about. Aint got an office tho so im set up here on the beach. Bring something to drink and something to write with and we'll get ya up to speed.
[As promised in the BBS post, Namur can be found chilling in a big hammock strung up between two trees. The papers he's in the process of grading are piled in a folder with a rock dropped on top to keep them from blowing away, the ones already graded in a similar folder. He's got his laptop and a couple text books in the hammock with him, one he's using as a hard backing to write on, a few bright red pens scattered over the lot, and a couple of water bottles in a pile at the foot of one of the trees. Yes, he's wearing the shades Thatch gave him for his birthday. Do feel free to come and bother him for
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[Well that got his attention. He peers at her for a second, then shakes his head. Naw, she probably just thought it was weird. Like how spawn always poke a sea slug first time they see one.]
Callin' me a liar?
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Yeah! A liar who steals hats and runs into walls!
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[Insert something witty here, dude. Quick cuz she's probably catching on to the pause. But Namur's head is still throbbing a little from unexpectedly clocking himself at full speed, and his shoulder's following suit.]
Damn. I got nothin'.
[He runs his hands over his head again to check for signs of actual damage, checks his shoulder, stretches it, and decides he's fine. Time to get up, headache or no.]
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[She looked down at his hands, still fascinated].
Cool.
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Poke away, Smolt. Get it out a yer system.
[There are faint traces of old scars here and there- mostly thin lines of pale white against the grey-blue. The skin itself is thick and knotted, like it was made of grains of fine sand without the grit.]
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WHOA man, you have some major kick butt scars! Check these out! What kinda stuff are you fighting?!
[Ok, maybe she MIGHT consider being a pirate if it meant getting those kinda mementos!]
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Humans.
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What? Is that what they're like all the time?
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[Namur shrugs, lowering his arm and sliding the sleeve back down to his wrist.]
Jus' how it is.
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[That seemed to be the reasoning here].
Maybe that's where there are no more where I'm from. What do you think they like causing all this trouble for?
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Fishmen an' Mermen fight. Giants fight. Whatever the hell it's called that Rainbow Dash is, they fight too. Everyone fights if they got brains for thinkin' with. Hell, even if they ain't got brains they're still goin' t' fight. It's what yer fightin' for that matters. Y' fightin' t' take someone captive an' sell 'em as a slave? Or y' fightin' t' keep yerself an' those y' love from bein' caught an' sold as slaves? Y' fightin' t' defend yer kingdom's way a life? Or maybe yer fightin' t' change it? Shit, fightin' t' stay alive's the most basic thing we do.
Take a jellyfish an' a tetra, for example. The tetra's got stuck in the jellyfish's tentacles, an' starts thrashin' 'round, tryin' t' get out, maybe bite the jellyfish if it can. If it don't get away, that jellyfish is goin' t' kill it an' eat it. It's fightin' t' live, an' from its perspective that jellyfish is bad news. Think 'bout the jellyfish, though. If it don't catch this tetra t' eat, it's goin' t' starve an' die. Jellyfish don't want t' die, so it's goin' t' fight hard as it can t' keep hold a the tetra. Goin' t' sting it, poison it, wrap it up tight, cuz lettin' it go's bad news. Which one's the bad guy? Depends on if y' like tetras or jellyfish better, right?
'S kind a the same with people. Everyone's got their own rules a right an' wrong. Whether y' agree with someone or fight with 'em depends on who you are an' what y' stand for.
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Jus' keep in mind they ain't necessarily evil jus' cuz yer fightin' 'em.
[He scrubs his hand over the top of her head, messing up her hair even more than it already is, then pulls his shoulders back to stretch them and cracks his neck from side to side.]
Well. Got lots a shitty papers t' get through still so I'mma head on in.
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[She gives him a look, but plops the hat on her head, satisfied].
Ok. Thanks, for showing me what you did. I owe ya.
[She was walking, and then stopped].
Just so ya know, Rainbow Dash is a Pegasus, and a pretty kick butt one too.
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[Which reminds him...]
Don't leave the dictionary I gave y' out on the beach, Smolt.
Yes, I am referencing My Cousin Vinnie
[Frowns]
You were serious about that?
Neeeever seen it >.>
[Sometimes this guy really ought to just keep his mouth shut.]
An' yeah I'm serious 'bout the dictionary. Too good t' accept a gift from a fishman, are y'?
He is sent to jail directly after saying that:-P
Wha-come on, it just means she has wings, you weirdo! [Have a punch in the arm, though its playful].
I usually don't accept NERD gifts, but if you really want me to use it...
{Yes, she is going back for it now]
CAN'T BE TA- oh poop the police /flee
Re: CAN'T BE TA- oh poop the police /flee
Hey, wait up!
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[...Unless there's something else plotty that needs to happen in this one. Then she can catch up to him pretty quick and he'll just sort of snort at how fast she managed to make that run back out to the beach.]
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