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[fierybluebird]

You get homesick missing a certain not-a-superhero-Robin once, dress up in a black cape and mask and suddenly you get known as a ninja goose. I swear, it's enough to make a pirate quit the crime-fighting business entirely and go back into blackmail and murder.

Also, does anyone have good ideas for a first year anniversary when a trip is out of the question? Seriously.

And I'm now available all weekdays for tutoring sessions. I specialize in math, physics, economics, literature, and geography, but I can help with everything except for Defensive Driving. Just don't even ask on that one.

- Marco

Comments

[earthlychild]

And you can't travel, so...

Do you have one really crazy wish you haven't tried before?

[fierybluebird]

[THERE IS A REALLY LONG HESITANT PAUSE.]

A few.

[Asking Marco about crazy wishes is like asking the Joker if he's ever wanted to just watch the world burn.]

[earthlychild]

Any that you think she'd like to try with you?

[fierybluebird]

Maybe a few.

[The crazier and more violent ones.]

[earthlychild]

Then go for it! You might just have fun.

[fierybluebird]

I'm not sure the Garden can handle that PR mess, nor all the blood cleanup.

[/Endless sobbing.]

[earthlychild]

...oh.

Can you come up with a substitute that doesn't involve real slaughter?

[fierybluebird]

It wouldn't be permanent, but maybe.

It'd still be a lot of blood though. She's kind of big on that.

[earthlychild]

Does it have to be real blood? There's a concern for sanitation here.

[fierybluebird]

She did get a kick out of the fake blood, so maybe not?

[earthlychild]

Then try that! I'm sure you'll be just fine.

[fierybluebird]

Well, she likes theatrics, so maybe something dramatic like that.

[earthlychild]

There! That just might do it. Good luck.

[fierybluebird]

Thanks, eh.