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[fierybluebird]

You get homesick missing a certain not-a-superhero-Robin once, dress up in a black cape and mask and suddenly you get known as a ninja goose. I swear, it's enough to make a pirate quit the crime-fighting business entirely and go back into blackmail and murder.

Also, does anyone have good ideas for a first year anniversary when a trip is out of the question? Seriously.

And I'm now available all weekdays for tutoring sessions. I specialize in math, physics, economics, literature, and geography, but I can help with everything except for Defensive Driving. Just don't even ask on that one.

- Marco

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[espio]

[Uh-huh. Because Marco totally went off to Trabia to fend off evil swans. Espio figures they (he's sure it was a plural) were probably more like the geese of the Special Zone.]

Yeah. Right.

You don't belong in my line of work anyway.

How was Trabia?

[fierybluebird]

Boring. That's why I went crime-fighter mode, yoi.

[espio]

The very idea of you having a crimefighter mode reduces your story's credibility by 100%, boredom or not. Don't go stealing random gaggles of ninja geese's credit, man. Ninja geese are cool. Except that they're not, because nobody likes ninjas. Or geese.

[fierybluebird]

Okay, I definitely don't have a crime-fighter mode, but I do have a Disciplinary Committee mode and I don't like it when swans get all up in my turf.

Also, I like geese. You only don't like geese because they honk louder than you, and ninjas because you can't be quiet.

MIKURU NO...

[bunnypassingby]

Don't be discouraged! That's a great way to pay tribute!

- Mikuru

XDDD

[fierybluebird]

Blackmail and murder are fine tributes, you're right. Thanks Mikuru!

- Marco

[HE IS THE WORST AND HE IS NOT SORRY.]

WOW.

[bunnypassingby]

WHAT

I meant thecape and mask, not the crime spree1

HE IS A TROLL GAWD

[fierybluebird]

Oh.









No.

Those weren't as much fun.

[curiouseyes]

Not-a-superhero-Robin? [Hush, she knows a Robin]

I just can't picture that for you.

Also I wouldn't mind more help with math.

- Koriand'r

[fierybluebird]

Aye. [Not explaining that.]

I had to go to great lengths to conceal my sparkles.

Which aspects are you having trouble with at this time?

[curiouseyes]

Oh I'm sure you did. It would take a lot to make you look like a goose.

[Really what doesn't she need help with] We're working on radicals.

[fierybluebird]

I am never putting that much makeup on my feathers ever again.

Oh excellent, those are my forte. What times are good for you?

[earthlychild]

Tell them how much you care. Make a picture, write something, show them!

Don't waste any time.

[fierybluebird]

Hah... I did that Valentine's Day, I think Grell will kill me if that's all I do this time. [She's high maintenance.]

[earthlychild]

And you can't travel, so...

Do you have one really crazy wish you haven't tried before?

[elementofloyalty]

hey you know what garden really needs

tutoring for people who come from worlds that doesn't have all the stuff that the classes here just expect you to know already.

[fierybluebird]

Aren't those what the weekend classes are for?

[elementofloyalty]

nope. not really. those are courses, like, if you don't know math at all. i'm saying things like physics. the book kept talking about things or computers. i had no idea what those were, but when i got em explained in ways i understood they made sense and i passed the class.

[redcinemareel]

Oh, you didn't tell me you were taking a cape.

Are you sure you wish to ask for ideas while your wife can read this, my love?

[fierybluebird]

It was a last minute decision. At first I didn't want to look like Shanks.

Haha. Oops. Happy Anniversary, Kitten?

[redcinemareel]

I'm guessing you're cuter than him?

Happy anniversary, dearest. Are you busy?

[redcinemareel]

Darling, the only thing you'll ever resemble is a tropical fruit.

Happy Anniversary, my love.

[tempesting]

Are you all right, Marco? You sound upset.
- Dolphin

[fierybluebird]

Do I?

[He doesn't seem to recall anything in his words that were especially angry, although he had been kidding around a little darker than usual, but no reason to stop now.]

[tempesting]

You do. Is there something wrong? Can I help you?